Hui's never ending happening life

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October has been really a tough week for me . So much happenings around. Duno why also . Maybe you will know why after taking this test . Alright man , lets start off with our quiz and end off with a Self made Mtv sang by a rather popular singer. Enjoy Guys ~ :)

1. Read the questions carefully 2. Take the test 3. Get the Results 4. Tell me your results


Question 1 :

What is the minimum safety distance to sit away from Mr Not Patang ?
1) 1 seat away
2) 1 table away
3) 10 tables away
4) Dont ever think about it


Question 2 :

What is the probability of getting splashed by drinks if you are nearby Mr Not Patang ?
1) 100%
2) 200%
3) 300 %
4) What so strange about that ?


Question 3 :

You are traveling on an expressway right now , in front of you , you see 4 Exits that could bring you to where you want to go . Which one will you Not choose

1) AYE
2) PIE
3) ECP
4) CTE


Question 4 :

imagine you are in the world cup fever , Which Team would you most probably not bet your money on ?

1) The team with the purple jersey
2) The team with the pink jersey
3) The team with the Blue jersey
4) The team with the orange jersey


Question 5 :

On which on the following days would not not do important stuffs like ( example , Taking a traffic police driving license test )

1) August 1st
2) August 2nd
3 ) August 3rd
4) August 4th


okay guys we have reached the mid of this quiz , the last five questions are regarding what you have learned in secondary school . Time to dig up your text and answer them..

Question 6 : ( Science - chemistry )

What is the Formula to pluck up inner courage to approach / pick up a girl in public ?

1) 1 bottle of stout and 2 half cooked eggs
2) 2 bottles of stout , 2 half cooked eggs and teh ginger
3) 2 bottles of stout , 2 half cooked eggs , teh ginger and Peer pressure
4) 1 can of carlsberg , 1/2 cup of lipton tea , 2 pcs chicken meal and no peer pressure


Question 7 : ( Geography - landmark )

What is the coldest temperature ever reached in Hongkong for the past 2 decades ?

1) 11 degrees celsius
2) 10 degrees celsius
3) 9 degrees celsius
4) 8 degrees celsius


Question 8 ( Maths - cost price )

Mr A took a taxi from point A to AMK . **tips : given that it usually cost 10 dollars or slighlty more to travel from point A to AMK . Mr Mr Not Patang took a taxi from point A to AMK , how much was his taxi fare ?

1) $ 10
2) $ 10.50
3) $ 11.00
4) $ 30 dollars plus free caltex car wash



Question 9 ( Chinese )

It was a typical day in school . We were having chinese lesson as usually. Suddenly we heard a scream that came from the back of the class , Mr Not Patang was tied up to his chair and was taped all over . He simply couldn't move . What did the chinese teacher say to him ?

1)
你门 在 干 码 !!!
2)
不 要 再 玩 了 !!
3)
为 什么 bo jio 我 一 起 玩 !!
4)
真 没 用 !! haizzz .. then walk back to the front and contine teaching the class


Question 10 : ( Science - physics )

A taxi travels 10-20 km/hr on Gear 1 , 20 -30 km/hr on Gear 2 , 40 - 60 km/hr on gear 3 and etc , what is the speed of a reversing taxi attempting to pick up a customer ?

1) 10 km/hr
2) 15km/hr
3) 20km/hr
4) Slient and speedy :)

"Free Housepour "at cha ren ( nice wallpaper for your pc )

Well Done ! Another day ruined , now i got phobia going to ktvs

*Quote of the day

Mushroom swiss burger :$6.50

2nd round of drinks at Charen :Free !

A taxi reversing to pick up customer when he jay walks across the road : PRICELESS !!!!!!!!! and dangerous!!! ( keep a safety distance away !!!! )

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A dream less ordinary ^^ ( a nightmare in fact )

What is a Dream?
"Dreams are a communication of body, mind and spirit in a symbolic communicative environmental state of being."

It was early friday morning and i was watching late night shows on channel 5 , i remembered it was showing that particular show called the "black knight " , staring martin lawrence . I took out the tub of "kings" chocolate ice-cream from the fridge , started feasting on it while watching the show. Almost right after the show ended , i ran to my bed and crashed. The nightmare begins !
I found myself and the girl i liked last time ( i shall label her with the word She in this post ) at a chinese place , taiwan i think . So we were on a holiday ! Oh wow ~ ! dreams travel far , dont they , taiwan was the least expected place that i thought i would go . I still remembered it was around 10 years ago since i went there . Anyway thats not very important . Then i think i got fast forwarded a little , perhaps too little time to sleep i suppose . Suddenly we were in a Hot spring scene , both naked !!!! in the dream it was very misty perhaps because of the steam coming out from the hot spring . Didnt get to see anything , Wasted ! Anyway , for those who are harbouring the thought that i would be writing a wet dream , DREAM ON ! haha ! This dream is totally a nightmare man ! At the hot spring , i was totally engrossed in the conversation with her , i dont remember the topics that we spoke about , but the feeling was totally relaxing .

Dream fast forwarded again , We were in a shopping mall . A rather run-down one in fact , i do not have any idea why were we shopping there. That place was almost deserted , a place where you wont dare to do your shopping alone . Everything was fine at first , Suddenly , i found myself engaged in an agruement with her . I didnt know what on earth were we quarreling for , i only remembered her very last words " 你 又 不 敢 说 你 喜 欢 我 ! ! " ( For those Non-chinese reader or those chinese really cannot make it one , this means " why dont you admit you have a crush on me ! " ) . In my dream , i simply walked off from her . What the hell was i thinking off man ! Anyway this dream was not up to me to control , i was only a viewer . After walking off , i caught back my breathe and decided to give chase . This time was for real . I think at that moment i should know what to do. I saw her exit from the emergency exit at one corner of my eye . I gave chase , never did i knew that this would be the Chase of my life . I opened the door .. ' Creaaaakkkkkk !!! ' what i saw was a flight of dusty stairs which leads either up or down. I went up , what surprised me was there werent any more exits to anywhere to where i went , ran up and down , up and down finding no exits at all ! my entire body was soaked in sweat , i was sweating profusely . I didnt felt tired at that moment , her safety was the first thing that came to my mind . i remebered i stopped at a particular floor , i saw a perfect view of the moon . i dont know what came over me , i was shouting her name aloud and tears were flowing from my eyes . i felt really desperate . Regretted that i shouldnt have left her alone at the first place and what i regretted most was not letting her know my true feelings . It was really tragedi october man ! The feeling was .... awwwww ! i cant describe. Suddenly a brilliant idea struck me , Call her handphone lar ! Wah ! thats it man ... in the dream i was carrying my old nokia 8850 . Tried to call but the line was engaged . ( The Director of this dream smart huh ? cant outsmart him man )

Bloody hell ! the next moment , i found myself back in singapore . I was alone ! Ohh my goosh ! i failed to bring her back . What the hell have i done . Took out my cell phone and attempted to call , line engaged again . i remembered checking on my cell phone every few minutes to check if she returns my call . Admist the slience , i heard a faint ringing sound ... getting louder and louder.....ring ring !!!!! woooooaaaahhh !!! it was my bloody alarm clock ! I lost her again . Cant even make her mine in my dream. I woke up and found myself in cold sweat . What a dream.

*Quote of the day

Chicken Cheese Roti john : $ 4.50
Freeflow of house pour @ hotel intercontinental : Around $2000 - $ 3000 Dreaming about the woman you once liked and losing her : Priceless

很 想 说 - 李 圣 杰

What will you do if you have a remote that controls the universe ?