Hui's never ending happening life

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

October has been really a tough week for me . So much happenings around. Duno why also . Maybe you will know why after taking this test . Alright man , lets start off with our quiz and end off with a Self made Mtv sang by a rather popular singer. Enjoy Guys ~ :)

1. Read the questions carefully 2. Take the test 3. Get the Results 4. Tell me your results


Question 1 :

What is the minimum safety distance to sit away from Mr Not Patang ?
1) 1 seat away
2) 1 table away
3) 10 tables away
4) Dont ever think about it


Question 2 :

What is the probability of getting splashed by drinks if you are nearby Mr Not Patang ?
1) 100%
2) 200%
3) 300 %
4) What so strange about that ?


Question 3 :

You are traveling on an expressway right now , in front of you , you see 4 Exits that could bring you to where you want to go . Which one will you Not choose

1) AYE
2) PIE
3) ECP
4) CTE


Question 4 :

imagine you are in the world cup fever , Which Team would you most probably not bet your money on ?

1) The team with the purple jersey
2) The team with the pink jersey
3) The team with the Blue jersey
4) The team with the orange jersey


Question 5 :

On which on the following days would not not do important stuffs like ( example , Taking a traffic police driving license test )

1) August 1st
2) August 2nd
3 ) August 3rd
4) August 4th


okay guys we have reached the mid of this quiz , the last five questions are regarding what you have learned in secondary school . Time to dig up your text and answer them..

Question 6 : ( Science - chemistry )

What is the Formula to pluck up inner courage to approach / pick up a girl in public ?

1) 1 bottle of stout and 2 half cooked eggs
2) 2 bottles of stout , 2 half cooked eggs and teh ginger
3) 2 bottles of stout , 2 half cooked eggs , teh ginger and Peer pressure
4) 1 can of carlsberg , 1/2 cup of lipton tea , 2 pcs chicken meal and no peer pressure


Question 7 : ( Geography - landmark )

What is the coldest temperature ever reached in Hongkong for the past 2 decades ?

1) 11 degrees celsius
2) 10 degrees celsius
3) 9 degrees celsius
4) 8 degrees celsius


Question 8 ( Maths - cost price )

Mr A took a taxi from point A to AMK . **tips : given that it usually cost 10 dollars or slighlty more to travel from point A to AMK . Mr Mr Not Patang took a taxi from point A to AMK , how much was his taxi fare ?

1) $ 10
2) $ 10.50
3) $ 11.00
4) $ 30 dollars plus free caltex car wash



Question 9 ( Chinese )

It was a typical day in school . We were having chinese lesson as usually. Suddenly we heard a scream that came from the back of the class , Mr Not Patang was tied up to his chair and was taped all over . He simply couldn't move . What did the chinese teacher say to him ?

1)
你门 在 干 码 !!!
2)
不 要 再 玩 了 !!
3)
为 什么 bo jio 我 一 起 玩 !!
4)
真 没 用 !! haizzz .. then walk back to the front and contine teaching the class


Question 10 : ( Science - physics )

A taxi travels 10-20 km/hr on Gear 1 , 20 -30 km/hr on Gear 2 , 40 - 60 km/hr on gear 3 and etc , what is the speed of a reversing taxi attempting to pick up a customer ?

1) 10 km/hr
2) 15km/hr
3) 20km/hr
4) Slient and speedy :)