Hui's never ending happening life

Hardcore smoker

2009-02-10T21:58:00.000+08:00

LOL .. smoking inside MRT . super zhai . plus goot tio

Chingay 2009 actual

2009-02-10T21:56:00.003+08:00

look out for the pink clown ( 3rd one) ard 2mins plus into the clip

Long de chuan ren ( 龙的传人)

2009-02-09T22:55:00.008+08:00

hi guys , just to share with you a few pictures of the making of chingay 2009 (although its already over )

The type of face u will expect when u kena recall to do chingay on a bloody saturday

This will be what i will be wearing if i dont volunteer to be a clown

Of all colours i have to kena pink.. nnh

Triplets

The march of clowns

From day wait until night

My 24th birthday ( with girlfriend this time round finally )

2007-10-29T23:41:00.000+08:00

hey hey ... Damn fast sia . 24 years old liao. What the fish man. LOL ... come to think its a bit scary that i am still studying at this age where some people are already working their ass off in the society. I really wonder what kind of job will i get into next time. Haizzz lets leave it to fate . Anyway today is my birthday and it was a fine day . Good weather ... no 'special Coincidences' and etc .. Thank you ops room for making this day pefecto. Thanks.

Before meeting baby i went to maju camp to take my final ippt attempt for work year 2007. Guess what i failed ! nnb. The chin up sensor really sux lar , when i did my 6th pull up it didnt register leh . Wah Kaoz ! sua lar. Thus the other stations just anyhow jump and do. LOL . 2.4 run also fail ... whahahah !!! NSmen hiding in australia come back take then you know what i am talking about man. 2.4km is really no kiddo run. Last time in camp i anyhow run 2.4 also can hit 10min 30 sec or the most 11min 45 sec. This time round jialat leh kena 13min 45 sec .. haizz . Anyway , guys do you know that you will be paid for going IPPT .. hahaha not bad sia. My pay was $12.60 for that half day. SO i think officer rank go back take confirm more than 20 bucks ba.. 3SG and below i think you all can sua lar if you think you cannot make it go one time gao liao.. lol otherwise the pay they give you might not cover your travel expense.

ok enough of cock and bull story . Here comes the main plot. Baby told me to meet her at suntec at around 5pm but both of us came early... lol . Then she told me to go rest outside the benches facing the fountain first as the 'place' she wanted to bring me was not opened yet. Haha ! Yar right! Anyway i did as i was told went over sat there . Then out of a sudden she told me take out tissue paper from her bag as her hands were stained with chocolate that she bought earlier on. In her bag i found this ....

of course the picture of taken after it was wrapped opened. Its just for illustration purposes. Not to hao lian or anything , dont mistaken. ( btw its slim edition ) Its the most expensive gift i ever received and i really liked it . Thanks baby !

For some pro-ribs lovers you might had guessed it correctly when you see my picture above. Yes it is . Tony Roma 'the place for fine ribs' i think thats the slogan . We ordered quite a huge portion ; 2 side dishes and 2 main course with 2 side dishes inclusive ) means there are 4 side dishes ! And for those who know , Tony roma's side dishes arent small in size they are quite filling. Take a look at the following illustations.

The best among the other ribs !

Steak was tender and the taste was gao gao . Solid snake!

Onion loaf and salad side dishes . Btw the onion loaf is suppose to be something like taohu goreng shape , just that i forgot to take picture first then whack liao. The taste is 100 times better than normal onion rings , its a must try !

The potato skin with melted cheese and tiny bacon crisp was okay only.. sama sama
NYDC's potato skin better.

Whack it clean !

Black beauty

Fierce eater

Birthday stun

Any desserts ???? damn full liao..................

Yea more to come........

Happy birthday mr hui ( icecream cake - cookie and cream . Yummy ! )

Goodbye 2007.............

ERmmm bigger knife please..

Okay .. now that we finished our dinner , time for a walk man.. damn full... Passed by this chio fountain

Thirsty bo ?

She must be thirsty..

'one check one '

ok thats all folks

Kaya's 24th birthday

2007-09-25T23:37:00.000+08:00

Hi guys , welcome back to the last part of my show . Today we shall talk about National pantang day part 2. Nobody drove on that day ( super pantang). Smarter man wore green and 'LLP' was late 1hour 15minutes , he thinks he really is the commanding officer. lol. Not too much pictures i have to support my post. Overall it was quite a normal ktv ( surpising no free 'house pour' ) but just a few norms here and there lar like chicken wing bone drop on the floor , chop sticks suddenly break etc.. you all should know lar.

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We came ready

Stand-by universe by 'Commanding officer'

Service man of the month goes to none other than Encik HENG !!!!!!

Blue-tooted heart award Goes to Cpt LIM

National Pantang Day ( August Edition )

2007-09-25T23:17:00.000+08:00

Hahahaah !!! Acutally i dont know what to write about this post sia. That day was a sunday and 'LLP' wanted to meet us at 11pm on a freaking sunday. Saturday he say he cannot make it or buei hu or got something very important to attend lar. So he arranged to meet us at Mr bean's cafe. Weather was good ( unexpected ) , there were seats for us ( surpising ) but next to the 2 small lion statue and our seat was a blind spot hidden away from the eyes of the servers ( normal.. normal ) nothing much happened. Quite surprised kaya droved on that day ( buei pantang ) ..lol . Okay so we got down to serious matter now ..... 'ordering food time' . I was not feeling well that day so i didnt order any food . The rest of the buei kai see gang ordered quite fiercely. HAHAHA~!! Traffic police boy hock ordered Chicken chop , Jeremy ordered chicken chop plus some coffee with icecream topping ( siao liao) , COPA keith ordered chicken chop as well i think and lastly our Next in command , encik heng ordered salmon salad ( $10.50 , 3 pieces of salmon only , super liao lieu .. hahahahah !! ) Nobody took picture that night except me. I only took a picture of a cat sitting at 'LLP' chair when he went off to the toliet. WHAHAHAH !!!! Not that happening for a Pantang day . Stay Tuned for Pantang day part 2

Waiting for its 'rightful' owner to return

Mahattan Fish Market Feast

2007-09-25T22:45:00.000+08:00

Hi guys , it has been a long time since i blogged. This time round i will be featuring Mahattan fish market. I went there with my family some time ago and i thought it would be nice to share my thoughts and experience ( Especially those hiding in Australia ) LOL ! Okay i think some of you should know that mahattan fish market serve almost the same kind of food as Fish & CO. Here are the plus points of Manhattan fish market. The price of the sea food platter is slightly cheaper , i think is around $29.90 or less. The Menu is more or less the same , Food quality and quantity( quite fierce) is good. Lastly , the food is guaranteed served warm and the waiting time is shorter. Althought there might be serveral reasons behind all these , i came to prefer Mahattan fish market now. Woo Hoo ! Alright , cut the crap . Serve the Pictures.................

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Please do not proceed further if you are or am feeling the follwing factors :

1. Hungry in the middle of the night
2. Buei koon
3. 'LLP' ( Press and hold key ALT and F4 )

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Think he sleep liao....

Eh OPPSSSsss ! Wrong pic ! HAHAHA !!!

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okay here comes the real stuff

i like this mtv............. =)

2007-08-05T18:38:00.000+08:00

wish i could do that

Love or Lust Test Quiz

2007-06-05T00:08:00.000+08:00

I got a True love ... *pssT* Guys dont post it out your blog if you get a True lust result.. haHahah Your girl friend is gona kill you for that...

IQ test

2007-06-04T01:24:00.001+08:00

Damn my IQ only 97 !

Baby's 21st birthday celebration

2007-06-03T23:44:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone , welcome back to Mr hui's show . I had changed my blog skin to a more simplified version . Like it ? hate it ? haha .. Anyway today's topic is on how i had planned to celebrate my girlfriend's 21st birthday in a fairly short period.
Time was not on my side , i was in the midst of the my final examinations when her birthday was oncoming . Luckily there was a small time lapse to the next paper . i was really quite mind raking as most of my brain cells were used up during my first few papers. Hahaha.. Finally i decided to settle at Compass rose , Westin Hotel. Now need to think about what presents to get for her... Gogogo

Time: 1345hours

This was the time i woke up to get the present i spotted at PS , it was a Guess Long Laady wallet . Black and 'G' signs all over the wallet , looks quite good . Forgot to take a picture .. :

Dressed in full battle order

Time : 1430 hours

Time to meet her was 1800 hours . Birthday present bought le . Now need to go over to raffles city to get the lovely bonquet of flowers i had booked 3 days ago from the florist at raffles city.. Haha , i dont want to walk around holding flowers lor.. pai sae leh. Luckily they still provide delivery service . Heheh

Taget spotted

Time: 1500 hours

When i reached the florist ( Secret gardens) . They told me that the flowers had not been arranged still .. wah.. so i paid them and told them to do the flowers by 1745hours and send them up to Equinox for me. Hehe. Time was still quite early , suddenly realised i had not eaten a damn things since i woke up.. LOL ! Went to the food court upstairs to order chicken rice.

Time: 1545 hours

Finished eating. Still got around 1 hour plus to kill . Walked around raffles city shops twice ..... Luckily no need carry the flowers with me :P

Time : 1750 hours

Was intending to go down to the florist to view my flowers see if they can make it anot before they send it up . On my way there i saw the boss carrying my flowers. Wow.. they were beautiful man. Indeed those flowers were good stuff that i paid for .

Will you ? hee...........

Time :1800 hours

Heee... baby reached on time . But she still do not know where i was bring her to .. Whahahaha !!!! i liked that anxious look in her face... heeee i told her we will eat at bugis market hawker . LOL !~ Yea right she said . ( no sense of humour ) haha . Still got half hour to kill , took a few pictures at the bench...

Time :1825 hours

Time for action.............. Gogogog . Took her to the westin hotel entrance. She still dont know , until i told her to one corner called Equinox , she asked me what resturant was that. I told her ; "relax " good stuff lai eh. Entered the reception . Told the reception i booked under Mr lin but i think the telephone operator heard as MR LIM ... wah siao bo ! try not to think of anything at that time . After more confirmation , they registered us in and said : "enjoy your dinner at the 71st floor " . Baby was shocked and lost for words. But this was only the starting ... whahahah !!!!! more to come...

EQUINOX

Time : 1830 hours

Walked to the narrow path to the lift. When the lift came , one ang mo came out and told me personally that the lift spoil......... what the hell . What a dumb ass sense of humour he had. LOL!

Reached 71st floor ...........'Ting!' ( lucky lift bo hang ) hehe They were not ready yet. LOL ! so fast kena tooted? no lar. I think just coincidence bah. Okay... dont think liao.. while waiting at the 71st floor reception we took a few day shots scenery ....................

Mr hui's show presents Man hunt 2007

And Miss Equinox 2007

Boat quay and subordinate court

Fullerton hotel

2 'durians'

Sunset view

Sunset view 2

Ferris wheel , pan pacific and floating stadium

International resort building in progress

Penisula

Time : 1835 hours

Soon after they were ready. we entered Equinox and got a seats next to the window !! YEA ! Just like what i had wanted. I realised that the place had changed from the ex compass rose. Last time i think the entire restuarant is on a very slight rotating dish so diners can enjoy the 360 degree view of singapore at a glance. No longer moving now.......lol but the view we got was good enough . Directly below us was penisular centre , in the mid was the subordinate court , boat quay and singapore river and on the extreme left was esplanade the 2 spiky thingy stuff.. haha. Further left is the reclaim island for the International resort , the ferris wheel and the new floating field for ndp 2007 .

Time : 1845 hours

I took a look at the menu and it was indeed a breath taking experience......... woOOoo WeEEeeee....... Dinner set was 150 per person. On my gosh. And of course , we didnt ordered that crappy set. We order individual main course. 2 x Beef tenderlion with thick mushroom sauce and some special cream prepared by the chef ( recommened) and 1 x crab salad not too bad as well.. and lastly drinks . When i saw the drinks menu , i went like ' what the hell' but of course didnt said it out lar. But the drinks prices were mad . Thought of drinking champagne but the cheapest was 25 dollars. I asked if it was per bottle , waiter told me per glass ! OKAY !!! Thats freaking mad . So we settled for 2 sparkling Ice juice on the house. Hehe

Time: 1850 hours

Soon the waiter bought us a special tray of bread with all different sizes , shapes and taste. i think it was complimentary... Hmmm eating bread at 71st storey was really very different from eating else where . Even the ice water taste nice. hahah. Soon the crab salad arrived.. it goes well with the bread too... LOL !

complimentary bread

Crab salad

Staring at the bread

Boss hui in action

Yummy !

Baby Enjoying the bread

Time : 1930 hours

It took quite some time before our main course came . Soon it was getting darker and the place was getting packed. Packed even in a place like this , singaporeans are rich man i guess. i think some jokers just simply came up here for a normal meal....... really siao langs. Soon the beef tenderlion came . Wah liaoZzzz suddenly realised that the word tenderlion got the word lion in it sia.. siao bo ! okok mai kong liao .. The beef tenderlion was damn good lar ! but the portion was quite sad lar. i took like 45 minutes to eat that small portion of meat lar compared to 15 mins at jacks place . Hahah.

Time : 2015 hours

Soon the main course was over . And baby was wandering what was her birthday gift from me. Heheh . Kinda inorged her and continued to take more pictures.. hehe . That made her more anxious that ever.. whahaha .

Where is my present ???

Time : 2030 hours

Soon we were getting bored of the place le . And baby said she wanted to go else where to grap a drink or something. I told her to wait while i go to the gents. In fact , i told the captain to present her the cake first then the flowers... Hehe. Went back to my seat , she suspected something wrong. Told her the toliet was crowed.. haha .

Cake prepared by the chef 1 day in advance imported from switzerland

Lucky she forgot to ask me to sing the birthday song.. whew.. haha

Happy birthday girl

Time : 2035 hours

Finally ...... they were ready sia.. hahah . The waiter presented her the tiny birthday cake with 1 candle . The cake was indeed rather special , it wasnt any kuku chocolate cake from any bakery , it was made from some special moose chocolate substance that melt in when in enters your mouth. YUMMY ! Baby was very happy and almost nearing to tears i guess. Hahahah not Finished YET !!! Still got my power flowers from duno which country . But confirm is good stuff. ( hope is not from malaysia ) LOL . Lai liao ....... ! did a head shrug to the waiter and he brought in the flowers after the candles were blown. Good timing ! haha ! The waiter with my flowers while on the way to my table led to some jealously or anxiety from another female customer seating in front of us. I think she might think that her boyfriend might be using that for proposing.. whahaha ! Sorry .. its for my baby.. hehe.. Think i saw the lady's sian 1/2 expression when the flowers went pass her... haha. Yes !! Yes....! baby was extremely shocked by the numberous suprises i had installed for her. hahaha. Woohoo ! Overall this mission was a success. i made my girl happy on her 21st birthday . I hope she will never forget this day.

Hugging it tight

Imported roses from france( 12 stalks)

Time : 2050 hours

Time for fear factor final stage . THE BILL . Called for the bill and turns out still rather okay . Around the price i had expected.

1 crab salad : $28.00 ( think the crab from usa.. like real. haha)

2 beef tenderloin : $96.00 ( wooooo!!!!!!)

10 % service charge : $12.40 ( okay lar considering got bread and cake )

1% CESS : $1.24 ( simi lai eh ? )

5% GST : $6.88 ( bo pian huh, after juy worst lor 7%)

Amount due : $ 144.52

Thank you

Time : 2115

After that we went to Cos cafe for some tea to digest our exploding stomach . It might seem like no kick in the picture but when you finish the whole course ... Ahhh Quite filling man. Duno why . Maybe is the post bill syndrome bah.. hahah ! Any way it was a terrfic day and i find that money was well spent for . Happy 21st birthday baby !

Hui touched and tearing away

Happy girl

Well guys , you have come to the end of my show . Above all is based on a true story and all styles and techniques are copyrighted by hui . Need to borrow any ideas just let me know. haha.

Good night people

Great korean BBQ dinner

2007-05-28T22:13:00.000+08:00

hi guys ! welcome to the mr hui's show . It has been a really long time since i blogged. i almost forgot my username and password . Haha... anyway today Mr hui will be your food guide for authentic korean bbq crusine. Yea..... lets go join us in "Makan places found and you should know to keep your mouth shut if you still want in operating" . So ktl members .. Shsssss.....

keep it to yourself. Thanks !

The korean bbq restaurant is directly opposite the ex hwa par villa . I forgot what the building is called. Anyway it looked like a damn run down building about 4 stories high. Beside the restaurant got 1 soccer betting center , a lot of lao ah beng will be hanging around there. Heee

Pic of hwa par villa for those who dont know

It was still early when we got there . So we decided to roam around the area . Found some park nearby , forgot the name of the park . Found a decomissioned tank from the 90s i think.

Chin up regime : hui's way

soon it was time for MAKAN !!!! GOGOG !!

*warning * the follwing pictures may cause your pa tou to be hungry .........

Ginseng chicken soup , a couple of side dishes ( duno their names) and grilled pork ( yummy !)

Grilled beef korean style ( tender and juicy !)

Extremely powerful drink for guys ( look at the urinal damage )

okay guys , we have come to the end of the show . Thank you for visit hui's never ending happening life dot com hope you enjoyed the show so far . And remember to keep it to YOURSELF .. Thanks a million ! i still wish to go there again some time .

The mr hui's show is a production of hui's never ending happening life dot com , currently there are still no sponser to my show , but i will try my best to keep it going . Approximately 20% of a pig and 30% of a cow was killed in this production .

Movie Fever

2007-03-22T23:57:00.000+08:00

hi guys .. at last blogspot is working again ... waited for like 2 months for it to come back .. Wah lan , dont ask why . i dont know also. Think kena blue-tooted or something. Well , today's show will be on Movie fever!! Last saturday , went to shaw towers with my baby and surprising the cinema area was empty. So we wasted no time and started taking some silly pictures .. hahah !

Presenting to You .. Pirated of the Carribean Part 4 , Captain Jack and Captain Jane Swallows... hehe

Captain Jane terrified by the spartan's army armpit hair... so hairy !!! EKKKkkKks !

The Spartan army is no match for 3SG( Ns^ord-lor) , one finger on his nipples will do the job

Last but not least , Mr hui's goes on a holiday ! btw guys mr bean has damn strong legs man ! try lifting your leg like him in the poster , it aint easy ! becareful when you dont this okay , dont goot tio , the hui's show management will not be responsible for any accidents. ( but i can recommend a medic to you )

Saw an upcoming movie by jim carrey called '23' . But lookout for the local production '19' or 'zham gao ni' flimed by Heng^sway pictures . Must support local show okay ?

After the movies , we went to the turkish cafe located at level 2 shaw towers for dinner and we ordered kebab combo for two !! Yummy ! you guys should try it someday too. Yar , you people in australia.. drool on it man ! LOL ! so good huh can hide in australia .. no need to .. u know.. haha . okay man . Thats all for my show tonight.

Look Below to enter into our Contest !!

Further more

*Movie Quiz ( Sponsered by Heng^sway pictures)

*Q1 . What is the name of the recent local production called in hokkien ?

*Q2. Mr lim stars as LLP in the show '19' ( True / false )

*Q3. In the show '19' , who was Mr lim's long lost brother ?

*The first contestant to get all three answers right , will stand a chance to dine with Heng^sway pictures movie star Mr lim in a romantic candle light dinner at Tofee turkish cafe . Contest ends march 25th . Members of the public are not eligible to this contest . This contest is solely for KTL members . Prizes left unclaimed will lead to a jackpot draw of a free DHL airballon ride (worth $30) for with Heng^sway pictures movie star mr lim. Someone got to win the prize and why not be you ?? Waste no time and apply now.

Happenings at Marina Square Kbox

2007-02-05T23:06:00.000+08:00

It has been quite a while since we went to Ktv . So we decided to eat dinner and sing ktv at the same time . Is that possible u might be thinking ? YEa ! with the new offer at Kbox . Hahaha 24 dollars with buffet and 4 hours of Ktv , quite worthwhile isnt it ? Nevermind next time bring you go okay ? haha. Anyway , the Ktv was a mad house . Luckily there wasnt any "free House pours " this time round. Wana know what happened ? Look at the following clips....... ( at your own risk )

*The mr hui's show is not responsible for anything that happens to you after you view this in the next minute , next hour , next 24 hour, next 72 hours or WHATSOEVER . Just Be extra careful ! And Eat more pantang cake or Pantang related stuff.

LLP sings the Blues ..... 25 minutes by LLP ( btw somebody rated 5 stars for this youtube video )

LLP Sings Lion king theme song ( Improved edition , camera man -> me gets attacked )

LLP Vs Hard Gay ( spore^Japan) LLP gets a culture shock

Team KTL discovers another makan place GONE !

2007-01-30T00:07:00.000+08:00

If you people recalled , there was a food variety show hosted by gurmit and michelle chia called Makan Places LOST and FOUND . I realise that our KTL clan can also come out with a variety show called Makan Places KENA VISTED and GONE !

This was what happened . This event happened a long time ago around ending december 2006. i only wrote this long as i was kinda of busy. Anyway , me jiaxian and desmond were walking aimlessly at suntec one sunday i think. And as we passed by the convectional hall , this is what we saw.

Thumbs up !

Haizz..... no more famous congress laksa liao... sianzzz

Another Makan place Gone !

Well guys , what happened ? Those who knows , good for you . For those with enquires pls Forward your questions to www.benakamrlim.blogspot.com ( Host for the show Makan Places KENA VISTED and GONE ) . Thanks for viewing.

The Mr hui's Show is a production of Mr hui and Company. Powered by KTL and sponsered by no other than Mr hui himself ( going broke soon :p)

*The Mr hui's show will not be responsible for anything that happens to you if you visit the above URL stated in BLUE within the next 1 minute , 1 hour , 24 hour , 48 hours or 72 hours . View at your own risk. NO Pantang CAKE included !!! Go buy your own pantang cake at the nearest cake shop available !

Try this Quiz

2007-01-19T02:45:00.000+08:00

This is my result

First Trip to Korea !!

2007-01-07T20:36:00.000+08:00

First Trip to Korea !!

Hahaha ! Very very busy these few days . Sorry guys eh . Today on my show , i shall talk about my life in korea for 7 days 6 nights. Lets waste no time and fly back to korea now ................ WeeeEEEEEeeeeee !

-Day 1 -

Wah lau eh , i still remembered it was raining very very heavily lor . kaozz! my parents wanted to go the airport earlier , it was 3 hours in advance lor. Lucky we were early , my mum called the cab company but hung up before she heard the cab number plate... wah kaozz... so it was a major shrew up i supposed. So we waited like 45 mins for a cab that didnt exist ... Nbccb.. Finally i called up the cab company to complain about the "efficency" of their services and found out that no cab number was registered under my mum's name . Ok so it was our fault , wah lau damn happening lar , try taking a cab in the rain lor then you will know how i feel . Anyway this time i called for a cab and the taxi arrived in 10mins time. Hmm not too bad not too bad. Soon we reached the airport ..... and found out that our flight had been delayed due to bad weather condition , Thanks ( you know who )

After 1 hr of waiting , my bro smiled . Duno why also

After 2 hrs of waiting .................. my bro decides to dig for some gold

Soon we were inside the plane le and outside was raining. The plane took off in raining condition , my first time taking a plane in this kind of weather lor .....

1st 2 hrs in the plane

After 3 hrs on the plane.........

After 7 hrs , we finally arrived in korea ! And best of all , the whole country is on 3G and so my phone is as good as nothing ! Hell Yea ! Lucky the camera still quite alright , all these pics u see are taken from my Nokia 7710 . Not bad eh ? Soon we arrived at the korea international airport and we had to wear thermal clothing inside now le as outside is freaking cold. Wah lauz , long queue at the toliet lor . Hhahaha ! as usual , most of them are singaporeans . Singaporeans all very smart huh. Lucky for me , i took the cubicle on the right side , my bro took the cubicle after someone did a "bombing" . Whahahahahaahah ! Good choice !

Korea at first sight .... Sianz bohz?? lol !!

First stop at SGI buiding ( seoul branch )

Looks like flowers to you ?? Its a kind of winter vegetable , it cant be eaten . but looks nice still . hehe

Some of the founders of SGI

Back yard of SGI buiding

Soon , the short tour around the building was over. Right now its lunch time . First Korean meal for the day . Ginseng Chicken Soup with rice . Yummy !

Any1 here can read Fan Te zi ? ? It means Ginseng chicken stall i think .. haha

Senior Ginsengs

Empty Korean Street

Smooth traffic

Original Korean Ginseng Chicken ! ! !

Good start of the day with Ginseng chicken for lunch . Now its time to ride all the way up to the snowy moutains to Hotel High 1 . Its a 3-4 hrs bus ride . After a solid Ginseng meal , its time for a good sleep. ZZzzzzzz ZZzzzzzz .................................. WOoooohhh !! how come the bus not moving any more ??? siao bo !! Orhhh... stopped for dinner time le... hahaha , fast eh . Dinner time liao . It is quite fast to get hungry in cold countries. Next time can open 1 food outlet , sure make big bucks . Whats for dinner ?? Steamy Pork in steamboat style with a couple of side dishes.... Excellent to eat that when its bloody cold outside .

Dinner time !!! ( i duno how to say dinner time in korean :P )

After 30 mins .............

After 3 hrs or more of travelling , we finally reached Hotel High 1 . The best hotel i stayed in korea in this 7 days.

Hotel High 1 , one of the highest hotel around here !

After that we were told that they was some kind of korean performance going on the hotel lobby.....

My Bro dont seemed to be intrested in going..... hahaha

10 mins of waiting...........

After 20 mins of waiting........

Finally start liao !!!!!

Ohhh my goosh .. what did he see ??

Some of the pics i taken during the show.... kinda sux coz i dont understand what they are singing

Dissapointed faces

Soon the show was over . what a relief ! back to hotel room ! Tonight is the first night i am twin sharing with my brother... whahahahahaha ( evil laughter ) . Its going to be fun !!! :)

"door Closes " His nightmare shall begin !! hahahahahaah !!!

Target spotted !!!

End of day 1 clip ... enjoy ~~ hahahhaha !

-End of day 1-

-Day 2-

okok ! wake up , fall in for breakfast !!! Gogogoggogo !!! when i woke up , this was what i saw

i see snow !!!! finally ~~~~

somebody looked quite tired eh ... duno why hor ? :)

Cmon its only day 2 !!!

Yea today after breakfast , we will be going further up to the snowy moutains by cable car. The Ride a bit scary eh . Kinda high but overall still alright , just that its freaking cold inside the cable car ! Where is the damn heater !!????

At last we arrived at the place to do ski ... Yea !!! but the name of the place is kinda werid

Ski sector "zues"

It feels good lying on the snow ... So soft and cooling ... "ah Chooooo !!!! "

Noob ski boarders ! LOL!

A bottle of snow for my darling

After 4 solid hours of ski , i was almost dead beat . But it was freaking fun , i dont mind doing the same thing all over for the rest of the day .. But we got other plans to follow.. =(
we got to go swimming ( bubble bathe ) they called it at some other hotels down the road . The bubble bathe was kinda refreshing and there were some water slides near the pool area. There was one slide that was freaking steep lor , i didnt wanted to try that lor. But some young girl in my tour group said i should try this ... Wah kaoz.. wana siam also cannot siam lor. Lan Lan liao.. girl also try liao , bo kor leng i dont dare lor. LOL ! Wah liew , i saw the freaking slide tube , it was almost total darkness and the only thing i hear was the gushing of water. Pretty scary eh , my first time playing this kinda of shit for ur info , eh no 2nd time eh , that time also kena challenged at East coast park big splash , also Lan Lan go slide down . But this one cannot see a shit. Ok... Here it goes ! wooooohhh !!!! Nb !! i almost screamed Charile brown ! but i only let out a scream ! Waahhhhh!!!!!!!!! siao bo !!!! then splash !!! when i landed on the pool , i couldnt stand still for a sec , some uncle helped me up .. hahahaha ! He said to me , Shiok huh ? the slide . Power boh? i said "alright ...lar..." whahahah ! After the bubble bathe , we visit the casino and i lost 20 dollars sing in just freaking 10 mins , NB ! Bunch of swindlers ! After that we made our way back to Hotel high 1. Tonight shall be the last night here.

Back at the hotel room , my bro thinks he should be safe if he sleeps early . He was so wrong

Say "cheese " hehe

Felt that it was a total waste to sleep so early , might as well explore the hotel . whhaha see if i can discover anything unusual . Lets go !

I found this High tech toliet hiden at one corner

-End of day 2-

Day 3

Wooooh ! Time to leave Hotel High 1 lor ... kinda sad we were leaving this place , i really miss the ski .. so damn fun . Went outside and discoverd that it was snowing !!!!! Wooo! I see snow flakes falling from the sky ! Nothing special really , this kind of things you got to see it when you are younger than got the "kick" . Didnt really felt excited at all.. whahaha.. * just as expected

My Face Turned black the moment i found out we were leaving

i see snow flakes !

Good Bye Mr Snowy moutain , i forgot what u are called in Korean .. haha

Next we headed to the small town ( i forgot the name of the town) and headed to the Train station. The Train Heads to seoul .............Seoul here we come !

Seoul Here we come !

After 4 long hours on the train, we finally arrived at seoul ... Ohhh the air feels different , feels like more polluted... hahah maybe someone farted nearby ... As soon as we reach the train station we were quickly escorted to our coach that heads straight to our makan place... Goosh i am hungry !!! GoGoggogogoGO !!

First thing we ate at Seoul , Korean style claypot rice and Steamboat with pork ( again)

After dinner , the tour gude took us to some place to learn how to fold a kimchi the korean way...haha as if i was intrested ...anyway i took part in it.. whaha

Fold kimchi the Hui's way

Inside the kimchi shop , there were some korean costume for testing. The next few pics u will see the new king and all his fellow men... whahahah !

All Hail the king ! Oei becareful got spy behind you with a sword ... Guards !

As usual my Seargeant major not on alert , haizz time to demote him . Go knock it down 300!

ohh time to check into the hotel lo.. after that would be free and easy . Time to shop around Seoul , the capital of korea.. see got any nice things to buy back for you guys.. Lets go man !

Our hotel at seoul .... kinda small

so fast shack liao ah?? wah lau , how u going to survive bmt next time? LOL~~!

Some werid shop name

Best man ! all winter clothing.. nothing to buy ! Bagus lar !

Why bo lang??

Why suddenly now so many lang???

Happening Korean night street

-End of day 3-

Day 4

Today we went to visit the old palace of korea . I think its the place that the da chang jing show was filmed.. took a few pictures . The palace area was particularly cold dont know why , maybe its not surrounded by any tall building. Brrrrr..... Cold Cold !!!

The Blue House , just like our istana in singapore

Sentry on high alert , always ready to Ormat

The Blue house where the korean president works

A stroll along the park near the blue house

Ancient Korean buildings by the lake

Tour guide giving us history lesson... Yawnz !

A place where the king meets important people

Winter sonota !!!

Custome party ( this one need money to rent the custome)

Entering the palace

The throne

Outside the palace view

Just as we were leaving , we saw 2 Gate keepers .

Next stop , the ginseng shop..... They say no pictures , but i managed to take some

"guy" ginseng on your left , "female" ginseng on your right

"guy" and "female" together

Next we had lunch , i think lunch was damn horrible as i didnt even bother taking pictures of it. Alright , next stop to the duty free shop.

Korean style wedding ( capture on my way to DFS )

Duty free shop... kinda boring.. Yawnzz!!!

ohh well , dinner sux as well.. no pics.. kaoz no cannot make it meals in one day ! Hell Yeah ! before we returned to our hotel , we stopped by Chang de mon or in chinese Chang Da men , its the orchard road of korea , lots of people and places to shop and we were only given 90mins. Mad timing given by our mad tour guide.

Chang de mon in a glance

After that we returned to out hotel area and shopped further , tonight is the last night here in seoul . Tommrrow will be flying over to JeJu island.... lets shop till we drop tonight!

After 2.5 hours of solid shopping and eating we were finally back !

-End of day 4-

Day 5 ( Jeju day1)

Time to fly over to Jeju island . I still thought it was some Fun island like sentosa or something.. but never did i expect ......................

Seafood steamboat , finally something that can make it

The Coastal area

Coastal Jeju

Head of a dragon

Lets go down further

Found some auntie selling Fresh seafood

Pissed off auntie video clip

Why he so pissed off??

I only asked him to move my bag over mah... kids nowadays.. Haizz!

Best Dinner i ever eaten in korea !~ Grilled fish with steam egg and Grilled pork.. BEST !

Cheers !

-End of day 5-

Day 6 ( Jeju day 2)

Yawnz ! today is my final night here in korea . Today we will visit the famous waterfall in Jeju island ( forgot the name ) , the Jeju village and a famous small hill ( something like mountfaber , except you have to climb up ) hahah ! Lets go man !

Shack still ??

Time to climb up the hill .... GOGogog !

Get inside the cave you mountain cat !

Damn Shack

I ask my bro to pose like the dustbin

End of hill

Korean Ancient village

Piggy on alert

Our lunch , Steamboat with PORK meat .. whahah

The famous Waterfall

Kids learn quite fast nowadays huh

is he sleeping??

Guess not ! ! hahahahah !

Same dinner we had on the first day , still as good ! Yummy !!

We sneaked out of the hotel to buy some supper back

Supper time !

Jeju island after 12am

Its not too good to eat so much before you sleep

-End of day 6-

Day 7

Finally its time to leave korea liao ! wah , i cant wait to return back to singapore to see my honey.. haha Day 7 was kinda short , just a short lunch near the airport area and off we go . We saw two dogs on the way too..

Lunch at somewhere near the airport

Nice looking dogs

Bye Korea !

-End of Day 7-

The Happiest and the Longest awaited day of my life 03/12/2006

2006-12-05T01:36:00.000+08:00

The Happiest and the Longest awaited day of my life 03/12/2006

Sunday , 3rd December year 2006 . A man Called Hui ( my name is Hui , Hero hui ) Embarked on his First journey of love.

It was a beautiful sunday , i was awoken by the noise of TV ! My baby brother was outside watching stupid cartoons duno pokemon or simi sai... Arhhhzzz ! After that my mum told me to wash up and accompany them go buy winter clothing for the korea trip. After shopping , i went down to bugis to meet Our Good friend , Mr Adam . Ahhh . not bad huh know got ang mo name liao , Adam somemore .. Where is your Eve ? hahaah ! Show me next time okay ? Yea , as i was saying , i went over to bugis to meet Mr adam for Tea . While waiting for him , ehhh i receive an sms from Santa Aka Jane , my chinese not so good ah . Maybe i type what she sent me , those Good in chinese one , pls explain to me what it means can ? It Wrote :

小
灰熊 dear dear ,
我想你噢 ! ( sms dated 03/12/2006 at 16:48 hours)

Hahahahahaahahaa ! okok lar dont disturb you liao dear.. this msg is so cute lor , i am not going to delete it .. hahahah! After i received this sms , i was literally tempted to make my way down to Bukit timah .. haha , Luck was really on my side . Our Good friend Mr Adam happens to be on the way down to bukit timah , king albert park area some more ~! Wah .. Now luck was really on my side this time. Of course , i took a lift from Adam . hahah ! Soon i got to see Her le... heeee she even tried to follow me behind when i was entering Mac from the Atm .. hahaha so cute .. i didnt want to eat at Mac , coz got no chance to cross the road.. hahaha Then cannot hold her hand ... whahahaha .. no lar , i wanted to eat other stuff since it was quite sometime since i went to bukit timah plaza . Went over there , Had yong tau hu , it was okay but the soup was terrible , taste like water soaked with bitter gourd .. hahaah , As i was eating , she was telling me about the handsome cashier at NTUC ... hahaha want me to get jealous right ? heee . For the 'Excursion' that you told me on that day , i will keep it in mind de , Don't worry. hehe

Time really flies damn fast lor ... so fast 1 hour gone le.. Sianzz Soon it would be pitch dark le. My dear got to reach home by 8pm , 30 minutes left. 'tick tock' 'tick tock' time is clicking away, walking nearer and nearer to her place le... Almost reaching le... Nononnono !!! took a deep breathe , held her hand ( left hand ) , switch to sincern face mode , hahaah no lar ( joking) , i looked Sincerely into her eyes( truth ) and asked in hokkien " lee jia pa liao buei " ( Confirm joking .. whahahahahahaha ! ) ... ok okokok i asked

你原不愿意做我的女朋友 ?

as usual , she pretend that she cannot hear what i said( thanks to stupid hong kong dramas , whahahah) , but i could see she was already in cloud nine , ok lor say again lor .. hahaha i said again ...

你原不愿意做我的女朋友 ? ( slightly louder , sounds a bit like andy lau's voice , haha)

i saw her head nod.. said ''emp'' in a shy manner... hahaha so cute !!! All this happened out STERLINGS apartment or condo .

After that , i sent her home and below the overhead bridge hor.. we 'Ahem' 'Ahem' a little while.. .. hahaha Got people walk past some more.. wah kaozz.. hahaha she also commented that my 'Aheming' skill had improve drastically ... LOL ~!!!

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你是我的可爱女人 !

First KTV & First " ahem " with Santa 02/12/2006

2006-12-03T04:02:00.000+08:00

First KTV & First " ahem " with Santa 02/12/2006

Ohh.. my goosh , its already 1.25pm andI am still stuck in the train heading to plaza Sing. This time i will be late le ! Arhhh must have spent too much time Disturbing my baby brother at home. Arhh i was late , but Santa wasnt the least angry.. whew.. Santa is so nice.. hahaha But due to the fact that i was late by 1 minute , i had to serve my punishment. hahahaha ! Nice punishment u thought of Santa, That was inovative.. LOL Even if you didn't impose that punishment on me , i will still try my best to accompany you every weekend de.. hehe
Santa was graving for Carl's Junior eh.. haha especially the Chilly Cheese Fries , which was really not bad really. After a heavy lunch , we went over to Parklane for KTV . From PS to parklane , there was a stretch of road which was rather long , so i held Santa by the hand .. Fearing incoming fast cars ( bull Shit ) hahahah ! I just wanted to hold Santa's hand ( truth ) and santa became all slient suddenly... hehe duno why hor ?? hahahaha Well .. Santa didnt let go of my hand though , i guess santa liked it as well bah.. hehe Although the distance from PS to parklane was rather short , it was the best Stroll of my life . Such a nice feeling... heee . Went To the KTV, we were lucky , no booking but we still managed to get a Room , a medium size room sommore .. Hoe eh~ Everything was fine at first until 1 stupid Cockroache appear suddenly from 1 corner of the room, Oh my Goosh .. Santa was in terror.. Jumping all over the place .. I thought it would be fun to disturb santa , so i tickled santa's neck . Santa suddenly burst into tears.. oh no ! i thought it was a false alarm until i saw shiny sparkles drooling from Santa's eyes. Ahhh ! Now i am in Shit ... Siao liao man.. ME and my stupid prank. i was quite Gan cheong man.. luckily the "showers" were short lived.. Due to my good comforting skills ( bull shit ? hahaha) . And KTV resumes for the next 15-20 minutes or so. After that was hmm intresting , Especially the "ahem" part... hahahaa i wont write further.... the mtv below will explain what happen , Except mine was much much better... hahahaaaaaa . Great day i had today . So much Fun .

Christmas Movie with Santa 26/11/2006

2006-11-27T01:26:00.000+08:00

Christmas Movie with Santa 26/11/2006

Hehe as promised , we went for chocolate fondule again . This time not at holland V le. We tried the one at Cineplex. It tasted slightly better than the one at holland V , though both fondules are nice.. haha. Before the fondule thingy , we went to catch Happy feet . Hahaha , a show where a bunch of penguins seemed to be high on drugs or something , Jumping around like nobody business.. haha no lar. The show was quite cute in a way , the plot was okay and certain scenes were quite funny .. haha. After the movie , we went for the fondule thingy , sat around there for quite some time . Santa told me that it gets bored while riding on the reindeer to the north pole everytime thus needs a headphone to connect to ipod . haha ! so we went to Wheel-lock place ipod accessories shop to look for them . Soon we found what we were supposed to look for , but the only colour left was white , and santa wasnt really into white colour . Perhaps having to see white everyday in the north pole makes it a boring colour to santa . hehe. Soon the sky became dark and santa got worried . Santa's reindeers are not night trained. hahaha they cant fly during the night. Santa called back to northpole and called for "help" . While waiting for "help" , santa and i thought that i would be possible if HMV sells good headphones. After we seeing off santa's Reindeers to the night safari , we took a short stroll to HMV. True enough , Santa found the headphones . There was still quite some time before "help" arrive at HMV . So we decided that it would be really nice to sit down and rest a little. Woohh... Santa was tired .. so tired that santa started to meow like a Cat... hahahah its so funny , should have recorded down. Ahh my phone that time dont have this function.. haha now my current phone can do it liao.. see if u dare to meow next time .. hahaha. Saturday was really enjoyable for me , i felt my day well-spent . What about you santa ? haha

Christmas celebration starts early this year on 17th nov

2006-11-19T00:15:00.000+08:00

Christmas celebration starts early this year on 17th nov

Sorry to start this post on the 18th , haha . I guess i was too tired to blog on Friday . Friday was indeed one of my more enjoyable days i had since D-day . haha ! Don't ask me what was D-day , if you really want to know , authenticate and decode Kilo tango lima on 25/12/06 , Wilco out .
Anyway , santa and i went to holland V to celebrate this joyous ocassion by enjoying Chocolate Fondule accompanied with sliced fruit . Santa orderd Banana Smoothie ( perhaps bananas are rare in the north pole i guess ) haha . I tried the Ice Passion Tea , it was alright . ( Been quite into passion fruit thingy lately , looks like my passion level has risen ? ) LOL ~ . We had quite a chat over there at holland V , haha the funny thing is i went to the wrong side of the wash room . haha guess i was too shag after 3 hours of horrible economics lesson by Mr Ting ( hey MR Ting , how are you ? Count yourself lucky to be on the mr hui's show tonight yea) . Wooh .... times files , yea especially when you enjoy yourselves ( quote from mr bean ) . It was great chatting with santa . Next time the treat will be on me okay ? okay santa , time to collect your reindeer from eski bar , they should be frozzen by now i guess. Hahaha . See you next time .

Its a beautiful day aint it ?

The Mr huis show is a production from http://www.huis-never-ending-happening-life.blogspot.com/ . Powered by KTL and supported by Hui's Imaginary friends ( thanks for the suppport guys , i know who u are ) , Still pending Payment from ex-sponserer . Give me back my money , Mr Miki San !

Recall of the Ex-Ns men From 18 DA

2006-11-16T22:55:00.000+08:00

Recall of the Ex-Ns men From 18 DA

I forgot which day it was . I knew it was a terrible mistake to reach the venue on time , Only when i knew the Host was Staff Jack ... LIAO ! .... Siao liao lor . As usually , me and mike were the earliest. After half an hour or so , 1 by 1 they come... After around 3 hours later , came our favourite Staff jack and his "chai " . LOL ~!

Mike n S H E Shocked when they heard they kena Recalled

Macau God of gambler , S H E and KungFu ( best supporting actor ) . Together they will come out with a new movie called Broken Back Mountain 2 , coming to a cinema near you .

This is my Ex- Staff Seargeant . Can call him jack liao . He is the one who planned me as Guard commander( read my previous post ) because he thinks i am the most "zhai " among the specialist . Yea Right , as if i believe ! whahah ! And now he wants to show off to his GF , his manly voice " 18 DA ex-Ns men , Fall In ! "

As usual , i kena the right marker. Wah lan eh , the camera man CMI lar , i cant see my face lor . Eh camera man ! , Thanks leh ! haha !

END OF EXCERCISE : KILO TANGO VICTOR

"KER LU WA BARIS "!!!!

Tips to scoring Distinction in Mathematics ( The Hui's Way )

2006-11-12T12:51:00.000+08:00

Tips to scoring Distinction in Mathematics ( The Hui's Way )

The Easy way out for long equations

why use a calculator ?

How to expand ( a + b ) ^n in 3 secs

Geometry : Length = 4 , Height = 3 , Find X

**BONUS**Joke of the week ( For Adults only M-18 )

Sign language

There was a construction worker on the 3rd floor of an unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then he pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and finally he moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.After that, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

Moral of the story : Learn to read the signs.

Magician of the century

2006-11-09T22:45:00.000+08:00

Magician of the century

If you have seen david copperfield , david Bane all those guys . Let me introduce you this guy. Presenting to you Daniel Chesterfield. I like the part when he can glide right and left on air... haha !

Quiz of the Week !!

2006-10-30T21:55:00.000+08:00

QUIZ oF The Week !!! ( Australians welcome too )

FEATURING

How PanTang Are U ????

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October has been really a tough week for me . So much happenings around. Duno why also . Maybe you will know why after taking this test . Alright man , lets start off with our quiz and end off with a Self made Mtv sang by a rather popular singer. Enjoy Guys ~ :)

1. Read the questions carefully 2. Take the test 3. Get the Results 4. Tell me your results

Question 1 :

What is the minimum safety distance to sit away from Mr Not Patang ?
1) 1 seat away
2) 1 table away
3) 10 tables away
4) Dont ever think about it

Question 2 :

What is the probability of getting splashed by drinks if you are nearby Mr Not Patang ?
1) 100%
2) 200%
3) 300 %
4) What so strange about that ?

Question 3 :

You are traveling on an expressway right now , in front of you , you see 4 Exits that could bring you to where you want to go . Which one will you Not choose

1) AYE
2) PIE
3) ECP
4) CTE

Question 4 :

imagine you are in the world cup fever , Which Team would you most probably not bet your money on ?

1) The team with the purple jersey
2) The team with the pink jersey
3) The team with the Blue jersey
4) The team with the orange jersey

Question 5 :

On which on the following days would not not do important stuffs like ( example , Taking a traffic police driving license test )

1) August 1st
2) August 2nd
3 ) August 3rd
4) August 4th

okay guys we have reached the mid of this quiz , the last five questions are regarding what you have learned in secondary school . Time to dig up your text and answer them..

Question 6 : ( Science - chemistry )

What is the Formula to pluck up inner courage to approach / pick up a girl in public ?

1) 1 bottle of stout and 2 half cooked eggs
2) 2 bottles of stout , 2 half cooked eggs and teh ginger
3) 2 bottles of stout , 2 half cooked eggs , teh ginger and Peer pressure
4) 1 can of carlsberg , 1/2 cup of lipton tea , 2 pcs chicken meal and no peer pressure

Question 7 : ( Geography - landmark )

What is the coldest temperature ever reached in Hongkong for the past 2 decades ?

1) 11 degrees celsius
2) 10 degrees celsius
3) 9 degrees celsius
4) 8 degrees celsius

Question 8 ( Maths - cost price )

Mr A took a taxi from point A to AMK . **tips : given that it usually cost 10 dollars or slighlty more to travel from point A to AMK . Mr Mr Not Patang took a taxi from point A to AMK , how much was his taxi fare ?

1) $ 10
2) $ 10.50
3) $ 11.00
4) $ 30 dollars plus free caltex car wash

Question 9 ( Chinese )

It was a typical day in school . We were having chinese lesson as usually. Suddenly we heard a scream that came from the back of the class , Mr Not Patang was tied up to his chair and was taped all over . He simply couldn't move . What did the chinese teacher say to him ?

1)
你门在干码 !!!
2)
不要再玩了 !!
3)
为什么 bo jio 我一起玩 !!
4)
真没用 !! haizzz .. then walk back to the front and contine teaching the class

Question 10 : ( Science - physics )

A taxi travels 10-20 km/hr on Gear 1 , 20 -30 km/hr on Gear 2 , 40 - 60 km/hr on gear 3 and etc , what is the speed of a reversing taxi attempting to pick up a customer ?

1) 10 km/hr
2) 15km/hr
3) 20km/hr
4) Slient and speedy :)

End of Quiz ... Yea!
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How patang are you ? ( Rated by KTL board of governors )

Answered mostly 1) ---- Are you new here ? Hoe sae bo u choose answer as 1) are u him ???

Answered mostly 2) ---- Are you a science student ?

Answered mostly 3 ) ---- i can tell that you are a pontential KTL member to be , work harder ..

Answered mostly 4) ---- Hello Brothers ! Glad you choose that . You are now Pantang certified .

CoNgRatulAtionS !!!!!!

Thank you for spending time answering my quiz . Thanks for the support. Feel free to comment on any improvement that could be done . Your idea and story will be recorded .

The Mr hui's Show is a production of http://www.huis-never-ending-happening-life.blogspot.com/ . Powered By KTL and supported by Hui's imgainary Friends . No Sponsers yet . The Mr hui's show will not be responsible for any thing that happen to you within the next 72 hours after completing this quiz. And btw did u enjoy the mtv?? hahaah !

Arent they Cute ????

2006-10-27T00:09:00.000+08:00

Arent they Cute ????

Hi guys here are two super hot chicks from japan . They are hot man ! Comment on those 2 babes . My favourite would be the first one although the 2nd one was the winner . Enjoy eye feasting guys !

!!!! Look Below for more chio bu pictures !!!!!

Scroll somemore....

Reaching Already ....

Shiok huh ? ? Hopefully you wont fall in love with them . Otherwise u are GAY !!
HAhahHahaha ! For those who got a "hard on" , u are truly blue hardo GAY ! Hell.. Ya !

Tragedy at Cha ren

2006-10-15T02:07:00.000+08:00

TraGedy OCtober NiGht @ Cha Ren

How happening can it get at a Ktv like Cha ren . Damn Happening would be the answer people ! There is a saying in the army , " keep a safety distance apart ! " i usally hear them from my bmt sergeant . Hahaha . How true could that be ? Damn True. Especially when you are sitting next to someone prone to danger. Yup , you guys know who am i talking about ? hahaha ! Yup you are right ! Damn suay lor , i got the last corner seat , 2 seats away from the door . As usual , that siao eh came late and nobody want to sit beside him . Nabei Then i kena . Everything was fine at first , Everything went on smoothly ( the sound system was okay , the mike was working , the mixing of drinks ) everything seems fine . Hahahaha ! how can that be ? Yup ! Yeah , soon we requested for the 2nd round of drinks . 1 China waiter came in ( wear spec 1 , damn blur look ) served us . As he entered the room , That Siao eh Suddenly stood up , his head missed the tray of 7 drinks by around 2cm . Everyone roared in laughter .. hahahaha ! Thought it was a near miss , then suddenly the waiter really miss cued , All 8 drinks splatered all over the bloddy floor . i think 4 cups hitted the table , 2 cups on that siao eh and 1 cup on my foot !!!! NBCCB ~! Damn suay lar , CB ! Sit beside him kena splashed , sommore i sat a safety distance away from him , i think still too near man . Damn turned off lor , Kaoz ! 3 hours indoor also kena water . Wah lan eh ! As usual no explaination or whatsoever was needed , the culprit was obvious . You guys know who i am talking about man. Damn day for a KTV . ARHhh! Makes me feel tulan even when i am typing this post . SOMebody pls Save ME !!!!!!!!

Safety Distance from Siao eh ( not safe enough )

Look at who was sitting beside the door way (* Caution * The Mr Hui's Show would not responsible for anything that happens to you within the next 72 hours if you stare at this picture for more than 10 minutes )

"Free Housepour "at cha ren ( nice wallpaper for your pc )

Well Done ! Another day ruined , now i got phobia going to ktvs

*Quote of the day

Mushroom swiss burger :$6.50

2nd round of drinks at Charen :Free !

A taxi reversing to pick up customer when he jay walks across the road : PRICELESS !!!!!!!!! and dangerous!!! ( keep a safety distance away !!!! )

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Contest of the week

2006-10-13T02:51:00.000+08:00

CONTEST OF THE WEEK !!!!

Pls look at the video below and answer the following question : )

Question of the week !!!!

Who was LLP protecting ?

A) You
B) Mr heng
C) The person at the next table
D) Ask your brother for any clues

Tag down your answer to http://www.huis-never-ending-happening-life.blogspot.com/ ( TAGS )

Prizes to be given away are :

Grand Prize : A solid night with LLP
2nd Prize : 30 dollars worth of Taxi trip to amk with LLP
3rd Prize : A good signature tap on your shoulder(s) from LLP

Closing date : 15 October 00 00 hrs
Winners will be notifed by LLP. Prizes will not be left unclaimed .

*Quote of the day

Beef horfun : $4.50
A dota game with LLP : 10 minutes 57 secs
Free housepour of drinks ( on the feet ) at cha ren ktv : Bloody priceless !!

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A dream less ordinary

2006-10-07T03:04:00.000+08:00

A dream less ordinary ^^ ( a nightmare in fact )

What is a Dream?
"Dreams are a communication of body, mind and spirit in a symbolic communicative environmental state of being."

It was early friday morning and i was watching late night shows on channel 5 , i remembered it was showing that particular show called the "black knight " , staring martin lawrence . I took out the tub of "kings" chocolate ice-cream from the fridge , started feasting on it while watching the show. Almost right after the show ended , i ran to my bed and crashed. The nightmare begins !
I found myself and the girl i liked last time ( i shall label her with the word She in this post ) at a chinese place , taiwan i think . So we were on a holiday ! Oh wow ~ ! dreams travel far , dont they , taiwan was the least expected place that i thought i would go . I still remembered it was around 10 years ago since i went there . Anyway thats not very important . Then i think i got fast forwarded a little , perhaps too little time to sleep i suppose . Suddenly we were in a Hot spring scene , both naked !!!! in the dream it was very misty perhaps because of the steam coming out from the hot spring . Didnt get to see anything , Wasted ! Anyway , for those who are harbouring the thought that i would be writing a wet dream , DREAM ON ! haha ! This dream is totally a nightmare man ! At the hot spring , i was totally engrossed in the conversation with her , i dont remember the topics that we spoke about , but the feeling was totally relaxing .

Dream fast forwarded again , We were in a shopping mall . A rather run-down one in fact , i do not have any idea why were we shopping there. That place was almost deserted , a place where you wont dare to do your shopping alone . Everything was fine at first , Suddenly , i found myself engaged in an agruement with her . I didnt know what on earth were we quarreling for , i only remembered her very last words " 你又不敢说你喜欢我 ! ! " ( For those Non-chinese reader or those chinese really cannot make it one , this means " why dont you admit you have a crush on me ! " ) . In my dream , i simply walked off from her . What the hell was i thinking off man ! Anyway this dream was not up to me to control , i was only a viewer . After walking off , i caught back my breathe and decided to give chase . This time was for real . I think at that moment i should know what to do. I saw her exit from the emergency exit at one corner of my eye . I gave chase , never did i knew that this would be the Chase of my life . I opened the door .. ' Creaaaakkkkkk !!! ' what i saw was a flight of dusty stairs which leads either up or down. I went up , what surprised me was there werent any more exits to anywhere to where i went , ran up and down , up and down finding no exits at all ! my entire body was soaked in sweat , i was sweating profusely . I didnt felt tired at that moment , her safety was the first thing that came to my mind . i remebered i stopped at a particular floor , i saw a perfect view of the moon . i dont know what came over me , i was shouting her name aloud and tears were flowing from my eyes . i felt really desperate . Regretted that i shouldnt have left her alone at the first place and what i regretted most was not letting her know my true feelings . It was really tragedi october man ! The feeling was .... awwwww ! i cant describe. Suddenly a brilliant idea struck me , Call her handphone lar ! Wah ! thats it man ... in the dream i was carrying my old nokia 8850 . Tried to call but the line was engaged . ( The Director of this dream smart huh ? cant outsmart him man )

Bloody hell ! the next moment , i found myself back in singapore . I was alone ! Ohh my goosh ! i failed to bring her back . What the hell have i done . Took out my cell phone and attempted to call , line engaged again . i remembered checking on my cell phone every few minutes to check if she returns my call . Admist the slience , i heard a faint ringing sound ... getting louder and louder.....ring ring !!!!! woooooaaaahhh !!! it was my bloody alarm clock ! I lost her again . Cant even make her mine in my dream. I woke up and found myself in cold sweat . What a dream.

*Quote of the day

Chicken Cheese Roti john : $ 4.50
Freeflow of house pour @ hotel intercontinental : Around $2000 - $ 3000 Dreaming about the woman you once liked and losing her : Priceless

After reading this , watch this Mtv . This guy running up and down the stairs also , plus the song also quite meaningful . Perhaps he got the same dream too ?

很想说 - 李圣杰

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What will you do if you have a remote that controls the universe ?

2006-10-05T00:40:00.000+08:00

What will you do if you have a remote that controls the universe ?

Have you ever pondered what will you do if you have a remote that controls the universe . i recently watched this show "CLICK" by adam sandler and i find the story plot fascinating . I started to wonder what on earth would i be doing with this remote . Firstly , i wish that i could rewind my life back to the time when i was 17 which on that particular day i smoked my first cigarette , i will personally removed the thought of smoking which i have regretted since now. 2nd , i wish that i could have done better for my O levels , get below 20 points and go to a JC ! haizz that could be difficult i guess , anyway i did my very best , i know .Then i wish that i could pause , that particular moment when i was in poly yr 3 where i find my life most beautiful and enjoyable ( which was a terrible mistake i made ) , even though everything screwed up real bad in the end , i still wish to return to the scence where i found my true self . Next i would skip the entire part of my national service . ( Nothing much to conclude , alpha bty guys will understand why ) Yea , thats about me . What would you guys do ? Pls share

Happening on Weds 27th sept ( True blue ladies night )

2006-09-29T03:52:00.000+08:00

Happening on Weds 27th sept ( True blue ladies night )

(NEW)Added this MTV , listen to this Song ( especially the first few lines ) and read the post . Guarantee different sensation .

Hello everybody , welcome to the mr hui's show ( late nights edtion ) , Today i shall talk about what was so happening on wednesday night , in case you are so die hard to know it all , and yes Kaya i know you are one of them , one of my faithful listener . Thanks for the support . Alright and here it goes ........

I always tend to write my blog late.. so this time i try to make an extra effort to update my blog when my mind is still fresh ( notice the time of post ) . LOL ! Not to dissapoint my fans too. Noticed that my view counters recorded around 10 views per day , which is not bad a record , but sometimes i wonder who on earth is viewing my blog always . Ahhh! Guys i know what you are thinking , your brother right ? hahaah ! Yar right lar ! duno who lar , anyway those who appreciate my blog pls log in to my shoutbox to say something lar .... all are welcome except "the special one " , i dont want to say out the name lar huh , u know i know "gao" liao . Fierce enough . Alright enough of that cock and bull story huh ? Hear until sian right ? want to know what happened on weds ? Whahah ! Nothing lar .. It just a meeting with an old poly classmate of mine whom i havent met since 3 years plus !! That time dont know why i so pissed off with her for lar , maybe still during my puberty period ? LOL !! Anyway , i met her at Plaza Sing for dinner at 7pm .. haha as usual she was late .. haha same old patern doesnt change dont they ? Then she took a wrong exit at dhoby ghaut station , was supposed to meet her at the entrance leading to plaza sing then she went to the exit duno leading to where .. i think to the main road i guess .. hahaha what a silly girl .. hehe but sometimes her silliness really make me laugh man , i havent laugh that much for quite sometime . Its always me making up all those stupid jokes making other people laugh , at times i dont really find my jokes that funny myself . Hahaha , seeing her again reminds me of my good old poly days ( Ah jiao , u will know what i mean . Thanks in advance , next time treat you dinner ) . Fun lar .. really fun lar , dont get to enjoy that much now in SIM though... *sian* Ohhh anyway where am i ? Ohh haha at the wrong exit story , haha . So i met her at the other exit , where some small shops were newly set up at the station , nothing really much i supposed.. Wow , immdiately after i met her she went inside some duno what jewellery shop , Ai zhai guys ! relax ! my name not Roberto carlos , my name ah hui , brain still havent bhs yet eh .. haha anyway the shop just sell some teenage kinda so called "ear ring" which i find , look like buttons from my grandma's sewing machine drawer . Whahahaha ! Oh my go0sh , those young girls out there is gona kill me for saying that .. haha not really a so called admirer of that kind of fashion anyway . So she bought the pair of ear rings ... and the shopping fever starts !!!! ARHHH !!!! Siao liao ! Lucky i was born with a pair of real solid strong legs to survive this shopping marathon . Nah i was just kidding you . haha , after that we went to some gift shop at 4th floor i think , duno called what thoughts , forgot the name liao . She kena "sai kang" ( Extra Work after office hours ) to seek some birthday gift for her female counter part at work , stayed at the gift shop for 30 mins .. i yawn 5 times while i am inside , ohh my goosh man , guys next time if u have the chance pls go in and have a look man , i almost fainted in there ! Some statue figurine of a small boy and girl rolling some boat to nowhere cost 80 dollars ! WOW ! What easy money man ! should have done better in arts when i was at baker . haha . Damn .. and what surprised me is people do buy those figurine to collect ! Really something to ponder apond . Soon the figurine was selected ... whew.. Thereafter , we went to a CD shop i think sembanwang CD , and she looking for a disc that she do not know the title .. hahahahahahhaha , she best lar , entertainer man , better than me . She told me that she saw that particular CD on tv comercials , well i was wondering of course , didnt see that comercial so far , duno which channel she watching sia , haha . Teased her again ... hahaha : P . After some asking around with the shop owner , finally the store keeper found that particular disc she was looking for , and she looked so happy , haha . Funny girl .. LOL .. Ohh and it isnt over yet , we went to the basement level and there she spotted some female clothes ! Ohh no ! haha went in see see look look then takes up the t-shirt ( i think ) adjusted to her shoulder length , smile here smile there .. hahahahaha then thinks its okay to buy .. Wah no need test 1 will know leh, she got special powers , next time learn from her then teach you guys okay ? hehe Hoe eh ~ haha. Lastly , wah .. eh you guys tulan ( feels pissed off ) at me writing so much about the shopping trip ? haha .. who hands up , show me your hands , " carry on 20 " :)
yeah lastly went to a mobile pushcart stall somewhere near KFC where it sells a 4 leaf keychain , necklace or hp chain or anything you can think off lar, It was supposed to bring the person good luck , ( Know who to get from next time , ktl members ) Buying that for her ex or present team leader i guess , hmm .. i see . So dinner at last , i see the time , oh wow ! 9pm liao ! hahahaah "time flies when you enjoy yourself "( quoted from mr bean ) , it was indeed enjoyable , seriously . yeah soon , got to think of a nice place for dinner , Hmm suddenly remembered there is this nice Fish n Co across the street , lets go then ! The place was less crowed than usual , perhaps because it was 9pm ! hahahaha ! wow i thought , good lar this time round got some peace to chat and enjoy dinner . Then Suddenly , the rocker band starts playing !!! Wah lau eh , then our seat so bloody near the speaker lor ... hahaha basically got to shout when talking ! Wah lau , happening man .. soon the music died now , yea ! i guess those 2 dudes are tired after 2 songs .. haha just when i thought it was over , another rocker came in ! Damn damn damn ! Lucky only lasted another 2 songs ... LoL ~ but the environment was perfect , just thanks to the good speakers above us . Wonderful design , i salute the designer of that place . Hoe Eh~ Orded Seafood platter for 2 , ( *eye brown twitch* ) i think its the best served meal at fish and Co lor . Soon my platter came , duno why so fast also .. wah lau . cannot cook slower meh.. NBB ( means $%^* in short) , haha she commented wah .. sure full anot 1 plate only .. whahahah ! i was laughing inside like a mad person , then told her you eat half way liao then say further . True enough , this seafood platter for 2 never fails to make me feel like puking after finishing ... hahahaha , damn damn damn damn damn damn full lar ... wah lau spare me from eating that for at least 3 weeks man ( unless stated otherwise *eye brown twitch* ) . wooohh !! So bloody full , when we came out we saw some smoke duno coming from where , dont know which place caught fire nearby , whole place was kinda misty , which makes it seemed like walking in the streets of paris at night . haha Yea i am shitting you again , havent been that place b4 . But thats how i can imagine . Ohhh soon it was time to bid farewell , haha so sad . I could have took train from the northeast to my home about 4 stops away , then she physco me to take train to toa pahyo then later from toa pahyo go back my house , she says very near , indeed damn near , and thats by CAR !!! Waaaaaaaa!! i always holland ( gets lost ) at the interchange area , Ohhh one more thing lor , the bus uncle intro me take bus 139 to boon keng , guess where it stopped , at boon keng mrt ... ohh hell yeah .. gota take a short stroll back home . But all was worthwhile .

*quote of the day

Chicken Cheese mutabak : $6.50
Taxi to AMK : $30 plus plus or more(includes free car wash)
To go out with an old friend : definitely Pricless

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Happenings @ kaya's 23th birthday

2006-09-17T17:10:00.000+08:00

Happenings @ kaya's 23th birthday

I still remembered it was a tuesday night , supposed to work but i chum siao my job lor after i know who would be going . It would be the almost complete gang of KTL plus special guest appearance , "Lion king" . It would be one hell of a crazy night , definitely not going to miss this ktv . what you will see next is one of my favourite tracks , where "lion king" sings his theme song to the birthday boy . ( Not for the faint hearted personnel ) . Guys in australia , you missed the live performance , lucky we got it recorded . whahah ! Okay ~ without much to conclude , pls enjoy . " oooohhhhhh Cannnn you feeeeel the Lurve 2nite ??? "

Track number 2 : So kaya can wait ? wait for simi ? dont think too much huh ... hahaha , enjoy pls

How to Zhng a Jelly ( the Hui's Way )

2006-09-07T01:02:00.000+08:00

How to Zhng a Jelly ( the Hui's Way )

Hello everybody , Welcome to Hui's show again . Today i will demostrate how to make a Jelly . ahh ! Gelyang people over there , Intrested bo ? Enjoying your frog proridge or looking at something else ? Dont stare too hard huh , later kena choke . hehe Pls Enjoy.

STEP 1 :

First of all , THE RECIPE !!!! 1st u need favouring dye solution , comes in many different kind , today i making pandan favour , sounds weird right ? Duno why they ask me make also . haha . 2nd , to Get jelly of coz you need INSTANT JELLY POWDER ! 3rd , a can of HOSAE cocktail . haha !

How much to add you must be wondering ?

DYE SOLUTION : Ard 8-10 drops ( depending how many girls , eh sorry i mean how many cups u making )
INSTANT JELLY POWDER: 100 grams for 16 cups ( Do the math yourself)
HOSAE COCKTAIL: Quatity depends how chio is the girl ? LOL

STEP 2 :

Place the jelly powder ( 100 grams / 16 cups) and the favour dye to a pot , let it boil for around 20 mins / 5 hkb(s) . After 20 mins or more , you will see something like this . If not you really see bei aw lor . LOL !

Step 3 :

After mixing well , pour the mixed solution into a smaller flask where you can transfer them into cups . Kinda comon sense lar , in case some one go act hero pour from the pot , then later miss cue tio his/her leg , then kena injury , who tar ?

STEP 4 :

Pour the solution into smaller cups , fill to around 25% . And wait for 1 hour or more or a smarter way would be to put them inside the freezer !!!! Thats what i did , my workplace Aunty told me put outside and let it cool down by itself , i waited for 1.5 hours and the solution still cant solidify , siao bo ! wanto to make me work OT lor. 15mins in the freezer would do the job !!! damn . After the solution is semi-solid , place the cocktail on top of it . Then fill up the remaining space .

STEP 5:

Place the jelly into the freezer or the fridge . Wait for around 1 night or so . And delicious jelly awaits you !

STEP 6 :

Fall in all your jellies , RSM check strength . ( notice there is one att B , standing at the back )

STEP 7 :

RSM : " OPEN ORDER " ! "HELMETS ON" !! i give you 20 secs to comply , your 20 secs starts 19 secs ago !

STEP 8:

Here comes the tonner , " LOAD UP " !!!!

STEP 9: ( Easiest Step Of all , So easy that even roberto can comply )

Eat up the ATT B jelly !!! WHAHHAHAHAHA !!!

Beware of aunties ! They are well trained ! M21 ( mature content , but not sex ) or this title could be : Choose your job carefully

2006-08-31T22:57:00.000+08:00

Beware of aunties ! They are well trained ! M21 ( mature content , but not sex ) or this title could be : Choose your job carefully

Reservist @ uncle miki

2006-08-30T23:00:00.000+08:00

Reservist @ uncle miki

Fast man , time flies . It was around 2 years ago since i left this chessy work place of mine . Duno is it heng or suay lar , when i was looking for a part-time job , uncle miki recalled me. So this is where i work now . HaHaHa !! back to square piece . Wah , the first month working was indeed terrible . The air-con spoilt man ! wah lau , the heat coming out from those freaking oven was real unbearable .. i almost gave up sia. Luckily due to my strong determination ( bullshit ) , i managed to get thru the first month. Now the 2nd air-con is working .. finally they willing to send some guy to repair that piece of crap. Working there was very different from what i did 2 years back @ liang court. There was more work to be done !! Manpower was scarce and almost everything also have to pao . Haiz sian , Work work work ....

Here is a funny picture of an instruction written by one of my chief baker . The whole sentence only meant that the air-con switch had to be closed after every 4 hours but this is what it was written . LOL !! funny man.

This song really rocks man !

2006-08-26T02:28:00.000+08:00

This song really rocks man !

Opening Speech of Mr hui ( offical ) Zhng my 11B to Pink IC

2006-08-07T22:27:00.000+08:00

Opening Speech of Mr hui ( offical ) Zhng my 11B to Pink IC

Harlow Everybody ! Welcome to Mr hui's ORD show . How are you gelyang people ? Enjoying your Frog porridge and looking at china mei mei ? Dont Watch too fiercly leh ? later catch fire .. hahah . Okay ! Today , we have Mr Hui as our speaker. So Mr hui , how you want me to go about to Zhng your 11B to Pink IC . Okay , let take a look at your 11B first la . Wah lau ! Green colour ah ? Why you want to change your card to pink ? Green so common !! your card Drop on the ground how to find ? Green so common .... Ah.. Nevermind i got in-house lesigner , Ah Seng. "AH seng gia catalog Chu lai " ! What ? i guess u must be mistaken , now pink is the in-colour man. Pink Ah gua colour leh ! u sure u want ? okay .. Whats your budget ? Erm... i dont earn much . Say 200 ? What !? 200 ?? .... okay ! 200 cans ... So hor you go hor , i settle for you . Thank yous for joining my show . So i see you next 2 weeks , Our Friend dezimon will be joining us in Zhng my 11b to pink IC part 2 . He using Green card leh , hard work la . People in Geylang , say hello to the mei mei for me huh . So this is Mr hui , thank yous for joining Zhng my 11B to Pink IC . i will see you soon.

Headache choosing over these 2 cars

2006-08-04T00:25:00.000+08:00

Headache choosing over these 2 cars

i wish i having a headache now lor . At least can buy either 1 of them . Went to the showroad for test drive . Saw this new model , mitsubishi I . Look very pleasant , 660 CC looks like a loser's car but wait . what ! turbo charged ? OMG ! A mini turbo in a 660 CC car . AMAZING ! Japan Technology is really fun . Who in the right mind would be intrested in a 660 CC car with turbo ? That person would be me ! haha , this car looks real fun . Just like me . Owner and car alike. But i thing that hindered me was the price . It cost $51,000 SGD . WAH !!!! SIAO BO ! 51 thousand for a 660 CC car . Too Expensive !! So sian ! i like this car , but not the price . Tested the mitsubishi I , feels like driving a 1.3 litre car . Feels quite song , dont feel like 660 CC . Back side of the car gets heated up quite quickly as the engine is at the back . Engine rather noisy , maybe because got turbo ? LOL ! otherwise excellent car ! but so expensive !

Next car Subaru R1 , another excellent piece of fine art . Excellent interior design for the sports edtion . Around 600 plus CC too . A keen competitor of Mitsubishi I . Speed Wise , yet to find out . Only Tested the R2 , the family edtion all wheel drive . For that car , the pick up is quite terrible . Quite Dangerous if you change lane on a busy lane. Sales Dude explains because of its all wheel drive capability , that slows down the car. Car Sits 4 person comfortably . Air con is powerful as well . LOL . Cost $47,500 SGD !!! Sian !

The Downfall of Alpha Ops Spec ( Apr 05 - Aug 06)

2006-08-02T22:36:00.000+08:00

The Downfall of Alpha Ops Spec ( Apr 05 - Aug 06)

It has been quite some time since i worte about any happenings of my life . Sorry Fans to keep you waiting. The last month i was very busy preparing the adminstrative stuff about my university . After much thought , finally decided to enrol into UOL banking finance . It was a great leap from engine into business. For those who think that business course are easy , you are wrong ! It aint that simple after all , u cant escape MATHS !!! MATHS had been a nightmare for me since primary school . To me , MATHS does not seem in any way logical . Since i gotten so far , i have to make this course work for me. Went to the first and 2nd lesson so far . The lesson on Banking and Finance was BORING! Maybe the lecturer duno how to teach la.. LOL ! but the next lesson on Business management was excellent . It was pretty intresting , didnt know that Business management is so into everyday's life. I shall not bore you with my so theory liao . Thats it for now . Looking forward to my MATHS class this Friday. haha . Maths again...

A Bad day for Your RSM ?

2006-07-09T04:24:00.000+08:00

A Bad day for Your RSM ?

FAQ on how to post a Youtube video on your blog

2006-07-06T17:36:00.000+08:00

FAQ on how to post a Youtube video on your blog

Acutally i had been trying to find out this question too for a damn long time . Finally after some numerous test , i finally did it . Now its time for me to share the steps .

Step 1 : Light a stick of Ciagrette ... LOL !

Step 2 : okok serious liao.. Go to create a new post first , then Setings-( formatting)
check yes to "show link field"

Step 3 : Now there should be another box below the title at your new post

Step 4 : Paste the Utube Url link to the link Box .

Step 5 : copy and paste the utube video Embed to the posting box .

Step 6 : Lastly ,Click on the insert link symbol ( green ) and paste the Utube Url.
make sure your posting is in EDIT HTML option.

Step 7 : In your posting box , it should appear with the embed link then followed
the URL link

Step 8 : If you still cant make it , repeat step 1 to 8 :)

How to Sian a gal the stephen chow way

2006-07-04T05:06:00.000+08:00

How to Sian a gal the stephen chow way

Best music video of the century !

2006-07-04T05:01:00.000+08:00

Best music video of the century !

Kena LAST MINUTE ---------------------->

2006-06-12T03:48:00.000+08:00

Kena LAST MINUTE ---------------------->

Really What the @#%^ lor ! Going to ord liao still need to go range do sai kang . Wah piang eh , really charile bravo . Last minute kena somemore , i think need to buy my boss lunch for giving me this terrific job . All smart huh , take off days on the range days . Still thought wont kena me course now over estab liao lor . Over excessive of personnel still can kena me . I think my boss must have liked me a lot . Even chose the new ops spec to have the same name initials as me sia . hahah ! I must have left quite an impact on him . DAmn job sia . Now i understand when people so tulanz when they kena range sai kang .( Course i never kena before ) . hehe ... but really jialat lor . This time i kena 1 big arrow lor , first they asked me to be the range RSM ( just joking ) haha. Asked me be the detailing ic , detail all those siao eh . Wah lau whole lot of shit trouble lor , esp those who wana play rank . They think rank big can shoot first . siao ! Make the job see bei difficult for us . Shoot first never mind , buei zhun somemore ! wah lau eh ! still need to re-plan them , Waste my printer ink . Kena detailing ic liao nevermind , the real range RSM still want me be advance sai kang party . what charile bravo ! first to go there last to go back . Siao bo ! This kind of job ask Ording personnel do , got siao bo ? Now i got pride liao lor . You all know hor , pride got formulae one leh . Pride = people rest i do extra
very true lor , i think i more shack than the shooters ah . Kaoz ! Really bo hoe sae job . Tio all this liao still nevermind , ask me go back camp collect outration . Wah siao bo ! Nevermind , collect ration that time , almost tio with that stupid cookhouse warrent ( stupid butch) . She/( wana-be he) told be that MY meal bag dirty , i say again , MY meal bag leh , when did i suddenly become a storeman sia ! i charile bravo you ! ALmost tio nia , held back my anger then went for a smoke . ORD personnel do this kind of things . WTF ! I LOVE ATP !
Happening level : 20/10

Excercise Broken "Arrow"

2006-05-27T18:49:00.000+08:00

Excercise Broken "Arrow"

Soon it would be time for me and some of my comrades to participate in Ex Broken "Arrow" , the excercise to end anything within its pathway . And of course , we are not talking about destroying something . Soon it will be the last of my Nsf active days .. i think we will miss it wont we ? LOL ! Oh cmon , there are some good times we went thru as well . I think the working world will be much tougher than what i was going thru the past 1 plus year . Life i must say was full of downs and a little of ups... some times really no ups la.. But overall still quite okay lar. I thought hor was given some privileges to stay out during the last 3 months before we ORD la , that was what my boss told the whole lot of us when we first post in to this place . And always la , like what my favourite bmt Sgt always told us : " You Thought " , " He Thought" , " Ah Kow Thought " , Then Who CONFIRM ! Now i find this aspiring speech of his so true . You see , every organization has its own set of directives , or you can call it Rules and regulation . So everyone has to follow it lar , So between Rules and privileges there was a rather huge gap which sometimes might be conflicted . As i was saying lar , we were so called allowed to stay out before 3 months of our ORD date . That was a privilege , haizz so how you think was the outcome ? Quite sad lar actually , but i think all bosses in every organization will of course make some aspiring speech to make his men feel motivated into working hard for him . In the end , we as men only want a small piece of the pie , which was sometimes so hard to get . Why is this so ? I dont blame him for doing that lar , seriously . Althought speaking of this makes me hot somehow , hehe . But i think he did a good job in some way in being boss. Some pointers ( * note hor , ONLY SOME ) can be learned from him . But i think i may "Sia bu liao shou" coz i too welfare liao .. hahah . Anyway sua la ( forget it ) , going to ORD anyway soon . No point fighting / feeling tu lanz an about this so called privilege that he so called promise la. Just a note for those who are still freshies ah , Read the directives carefully before you so called believe that a privilege equals to an entitlement .

AfterMath of GuardCommander

2006-05-27T18:15:00.000+08:00

AfterMath of GuardCommander

BeSu Right ! "left , right , left , BANG ! " Yeah ! its over at last ! sucky job for sgt man. I was really damn shacked out , really shacked out till the max man . Never felt like this when i was doing Guard 2ic , it was a total job culture shock . I was handling a group of new guards ! All Virgins ! Damn ! i thought i this time sure kena big time liao , sure got some stephen chow wana-be in the group one lor . Lucky no one in the group was a fan of him . Whew ! Lucky to have mr wong as my guard 2ic , his report talk cock skill very zhai sia . Can talk a lot of cock eh .. hahaha !
Best of all right , for the month of june wasnt inside the guard duty list ! I thought my Platoon sgt did what he promised me when i took the "rap" for other dude . When i went to so called thank him , i found out that he didnt told RSM about the so-called promise that he told me . I was think WTF man ! i risked my life for a CB duty that wasnt meant for me and now he told me that he didnt inform RSM about it . KAOZ ! Charile Bravo ! Lucky i didnt kena lor , i think if i kena again they also will come out with another chee and bye story to convince me into risking my life again lor . Kaoz man ! CANT WAIT TO ORD MAN !!!!!!!! 26 more days to go ! Cmon guys , Cheer me up ! ORD LOR !

Guard Commander

2006-05-14T02:55:00.000+08:00

Guard Commander

Hopefully my men are not like them

If only doing Guard duty could be that fun

Nice luck i got i guess . Thought can siam pass this appointment througout my Nsf life . Never did i knew that last minute "arrows" were always there for me. Good la , go for Ops excercise . 1 go all go , no one do the duty . THEN PLAN DUTY ON THAT DAY FOR WHAT !? Kam gong ! Thanks to your excellent planning ! i really want to buy you tea leh , whoever planned this guard duty list . When you free huh ? Somemore all the guard i taking over are freshies . Haizz , got to teach them from scratch . Got to "tar" all the responsibility . Going to ORD liao still got this kind of things happen . Damn suay ! Hope on that day , really all things go " soon soon " . No screw ups or whatsoever man .. Still remember that day when my PS told this

PS : hui , i think we have got no choice but to put you as commander this guard duty , you are
the most experience specialists around.

Me : ( Shocked , dissapointed , angry , feel like bashing up someone ) What !

PS : (Talked some "sense" into convincing me to accept the "job" )

Me: ( Not totally convinced , but feeling super "lan lan " ) Bo pian lor , someone got to take the
rap mah ...

Right after what i said , i heard my heart scattered to a million pieces . Anyway cut it short la , too angry to think of what to write already lor . 2 words to decribe this kind of situation . " charile bravo " you ! Have a " Charile Bravo " day , whoever planned this .

Happening level : 20/10 -_- _!_

Melbourne Day 6 ( Last day !!! )

2006-05-07T00:40:00.000+08:00

Melbourne Day 6 ( Last day !!! )

Cya guys .. go chiong liao !!

Full house !

Undone dishes

After 6 days

its getting darker

Turbo charged? sure anot ?

Big Daddy !

Pretty woman walking down the street.....

hehe .. caught another ang mo cleaner...

Looks kinda dark liao ...

RMIT ( dez u sure u want to study here ? )

Watch out for cams

Chinatown ( $ 3 bucks parking ! )

GTG ! bye queen victoria !

Donut kitchen in a van

Ang mo la teh session

Ekks !! Big melons

hehe .. sai kang for jon

Brown pears ? dare to eat them ?

Wat on earth are those ?

APPLES !!! i love Apples !

Jon look lost man .. want a smoothie ?

Here they are !

Not much people here huh ?

Looks like bugis street eh ?

Zoom... zoom ( for those who cant see )

Here we are at the Queen Victoria market !!

My last day in melbourne liao ... time files so fast dont they ? Why dont they fly that fast while i am in camp ? hehe .. ok today destination would be the Hugo Boss factory outlet and queen victoria market . You guys ready for the trip ? Buckle up , seat tight , here we go ! Search the web the past few days looking for the hugo boss factory outlet where we couldnt find on DAY 2 , we searched and searched and searched .... Eventually we found it ! When we went inside the shop , i was greeted with the sight of tonnes and tonnes of jackets , long sleves shirt , coat and even tuxedos from Mr Hugo Boss .. wooohhh!! wait a min , the price are not cheap .. somemore factory outlet ah ? Tried on serveral coats and long shirts , took a very long time in the fitting room , cant decide what to buy coz the price is not so right.... Finally selected one rather hmm i could see a bossz shirt which cost be 80 bucks ! ouch ouch ! Next place , the QUeen Victoria Market ... No queen leh .. hehe. Anyway its a famous tourist attraction in melbourne central , consists of serveral sovineir shops and many many small fruit stall...Saw some fruits i never seen in my life before.. They look so fresh , cant resist them !!! 1 hour later , some shopping was done .. at last i bought something from melbourne .. Soon the night was falling ... 2nite is clubbing time baby ! its friday nite in melbourne ! haiyo so sorry leh , i didnt bring the cam to the club . Anyway , the club was real small lor . like those we have in MS . but the good things is , its filled with KOREANS !!!! Korean chix ! OHHHH My GOSSHHH !!! holy crap ! Wished i learned some korean man ! After clubbing , bao hua drove us back then drove himself . Now was the difficult part , our dear jon is almost dead drunk ! cant drive at all .. lucky me ! i only drank a little .. hehe so i took the wheel !!! heheheeh ! me driving in melbourne ! Nb ! almost made the wrong turn to melbourne central instead of blackburns ... haha almost drove up a tram railway track too... it was too dark .. wooo !! duno how i got back also .. stroke of good luck i guess ? ha ! jon almost threw up in the car when i parked it ... i Reversed ... forwarded.....Reversed ... forwarded..... serveral times .. my parking sucks though .. Kena kao bei by him then told him to siam one corner first while i park it right . When i reached the door , i ran for my bed and crashed .... ZZZZzzz.....zZZZZZ... Happening Level : 8/10

Melbourne Day 5 ( THE GREAT OCEANS )

2006-05-06T15:38:00.000+08:00

Melbourne Day 5 ( THE GREAT OCEANS )

WEeeee...!!!!!!! Good nite fellows !

okay coast clear. Are we cleared to take off ?

Back on the free way ... got road hog again

Hey how did we get here ?

A new dimension appears.....ah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are traveling at the speed of light

Its getting faster..........

Here we go again .............. ah !!!!!!!!

What to eat man ? whoo...! look at the pricing man ! its a black market

Result of being too fast and quite furious

Woooo !!!! Too fast quite furious

Lets head back home shall we ?

i am FREZZING !!!! hands cant move !

Lets zoom in , see got any1 living over there

One last pic b4 we go ? we miss you rocks !

Happy me

Hey its me with those rocks ! i am happy ! came 400 over km to see them !

Ang mo explains why

Hey wait a minute 2 more at the other end .. look like couples .. hahah

Cheat my money sia

Siaobo why only got 5 stones !

Here we are ! Wind is very strong man

Gogogogogo !!!

He trys to test nature's limit

Mr Bo hoe sae with shorts

Duno why they build this shed for

Yeah we defeated Mr great oceans ! you arent so great after all .. hehe

Hey i see one stone !

Its already 1745 !!! look at the dashboard !

Siao bo ! a traffic light in the middle of the mountain area

Mooo... nice piece of beef steak

Are we there yet?

Bye hogger ! get a better car next time ... hehe

Tail gating lesson 1

Oh no another road hog...

woo lala .. We are almost there 95 km more ! kinz !

Cowards !!! hahahaha !!

Roar !!!! Run you cowards ! i will get you later!

Sheep saw me then balls drop ... i too fierce liao .. hehe

Initial D die hard fans

Saw this old fashioned house ( looked like the one from theThe League of Extraordinary Gentlemen )

Reach a small town duno called what

Traffic congestion

Dare to drift ?

GREAT OCEANS here i come !

whossh !!! there goes my surfer boy

Someone took the dare.. prove me wrong surfer boy

Ohhhhh!!! strong waves baby ! swiming anyone ?

Almost reaching the start of oceans road

At last , a place for me to pee ( stupid jon took this )

Look ! a rainbow emerging from the sea .. how sweet

Drift anyone ?

Stopped by a small park on the way , almost wanted to pee inside there .. hehe

This road leads to where ?

Cat 3 weather again ! yeah !!!

Roads are slippery man

JIM ! Get your stupid door secured will you !

A while later ....

One moment , the sky is clear

Start of Express way M1

Take it slowly baby , speed cams are watching

Eating and driving , there is no time to lose !

Double Beacon cheese burger set !

Whats for lunch ?

An Alert v-com face

Here we go !

Shot this while jon taking a shit

Good morning !

I would say that Day 5 was the best part of melbourne life i have encountered for my 6.5 days trip . Day 5 was a real challenge to both of us . i think Never in my life had i V-com for 8.5 hours non-stop without sleeping ( except the journey back , really cant tahan ) . We travel around 400 over more km from Blackburns to Great oceans road . The journey was indeed a hell out of an experience for both of us . Another purple heart award goes to Jon , who drove all the way 10 hours non-stop ( duno how he did that sia ) . The day started late as usual , haha ! we woke up at around 12pm noon . On no ! we were late man ! damn ! discussed whether to go on the trip over a stick of kent . After much discussion , we decided to proceed . We Gota make this trip memorable . Here we go ! Took a short walk to the car rental shop at around 1245 pm , after all the paper work , we were ready ! NB ! forgot to bring the camera ! holy crap ! lucky was discovered early , so drove back to get it , on the way back , jon took a shit . ( scared later lao sai ) . Drove to hungry jacks ( burger king ) and ordered the standard whoopers meals and here we go ! ( 1300 hrs ) . We need to reach there before daylight falls ( approx ard 1800 hrs ) . 5 hours to cover 400 km ! u do the math baby ! how fast must we travel man ( some more its a toyota camry {kaya lost to me ( toyota altis 1.8ltrs) on a straight road } LOL !!! we really thought the trip would be wasted . 2 hours passed and we only covered 40 % of our journey ! 3 hours to go ! time was clicking away fast , flashes of the 12 apostles of what i saw on tv came to my mind . will we ever make it there before last light ? we went as fast as the camry could tahan... Ard 1600 hrs , we saw a sign ( GREAT OCEANS ROAD ) . Yeah ! we only reach the start of great oceans road .... siao bo !!! around 200 or lesser km more to go . Took a couple of pictures on the way there , then it started to rain !!!!! OH MAN !!! this time hong kan liao we thought.. rain .. rain and rain.... then suddenly stop , as if we were in another state or so . Soon , the sun was shinning brightly again.. Oh yeah ! Ard 1630 hours we reach a Big sign board ( WELCOME TO GREAT OCEANS ) Yeah ! 180 over more km to go ! We chiong and chiong ! Encountered so weird road bends like the one you see in initial D .. We went from the mountainous area then to the forest area , then it started to rain again ! wah lau ! rain .. rain .. rain... Soon we cleared the forest area and emerged into a slightly fogged up area ( forgot called what :P ) . Rain suddenly stop again . Ard 1700 hours , we passed by some cattles ( mostly sheeps) , decided to take a pic of them . ( you must be thinking we must be mad , running out of time liao still can relax a while ) . After that , we saw a sign (12 APOSTLES View 200 meters ) , holy crap , how come its so near . Acording to the map still got around 130 km more. Took a hand brake u-turn and went to the so called (12 APOSTLES View 200 meters ) , NB !!! it was (12 APOSTLES Flight View 200 meters ) . Damn ! who would be in the right mind to take a mini plane on a stormy yet sunny weather . Time was around 1715 and we were still around 100 km short . As we sped through the mountainous area toward port campbell ( place where the 12 stones stood ) , we were stopped by a traffic light !!! siao bo ! What are the ang mo(s) thinking of man ! a traffic light in the middle of the mountain ! We went as fast as 100 km/hr even though the roads were slippery , chiong ah ! we have gotta see those stones !!!! Ard 1730 , i saw something on the left , its an apostle !!!!! i saw one !! though it was tiny !! we were near !!! we made it man ! Unbelievable ! 5 mins later , we saw a sign (12 APOSTLES centre right turn ) . WE MADE IT ! Time was 1740 hrs ! Sky was beginning to turn dark .......... kinz ! As we stepped out of the vehicle , a gush of cold and strong wind blew us . Burrrrr !!!!!!!! damn cold ! kinz !!! lets run ! We ran all the way from the carpark to the centre and from there to the viewing deck ... The wind was very strong , feels like a typhoon was real near us . Could really blow us away !! Best part of story , jon wore shorts ! whahahah . Song bo ! its really damn freaking cold ! its maddening ! kinzz kinz !!!! snap ! snap !! took quite a couple of pictures and a video clip to proof that we really made it there ... Ohhhh heng man ! the pics we took were still ok ! very soon later , the sun began to set and darkness falls quickly . By god's will , we were able to make it . Now came , the challenging part , to drive back home !!!!! siao bo ! the streets were not fully lighted up by street lamps , it really depends on ur driving judgement ( whether to "kiss the mountain" or " take a dip down the sea " ) Soon , i was knock off man ! didnt even know it lor , until i smell something like hmm KFC ! i awoke immediately . Ate my hearts content even though the serving were damn small ! but i was too hungry to think that much . Around 1 .5 hours later , we reached melbourne city ! yeah .. and its already 2300 hrs ! Great day happenings at great oceans !
happening level : 15/10

Melbourne Day 4 ( city day till night time)

2006-05-06T02:12:00.000+08:00

Melbourne Day 4 ( city day till night time)

AT LAST !!!

Not our train .... ( signz!!~)

Incoming !!!

Inside FLINDER staion at 1900 hrs

Zoom...zoom... got ang mo chio bu behind. hehehe ....

Time to chaoz !

Good slogan but not effective

rare scene , ang mo rubbish collector

After 30 mins CCB!!!!!

After 25 mins of nothing

Waiting for the first 5-10 mins

What is the time now ?

Suddenly come so many poeple

Looks so empty

Waiting at swanston street for that damn tram

FLINDER STREET STATION

Flinder street look so empty without me LOL !

Me at flinders street

The stupid tram that we waited 25 mins for ( notice where the door opens , NB ! "smart system" sia )

Ang mo rushing back home liao

Too fast but not so furious

Pic taken somewhere near XXX shop . can see langham place

city pic taken at 1810 hours

No !!!! no more shopping liao SObzzz !!!

shoppping after 18oo hours ( sucks )

Place where the real comedy festival is held { Jon like this place :) }

Testing the engine brake

Horseman preparing his "ferrari"

Yummy mush mallows

Why is he pointing to his manhood ? brokeback mountain sign ?

i think i look lost , never seen such a "tok gong" shopping district before sia

what goes well with coffee ?

Aussie La teh session

i think the ang mo also duno KTL , thats why they sit down talk cock

The National library

Watch it transform !

Looks like a normal clock to you ?

The mall ( sian bo ? ) i think Taka better lor ....

The preserved shopping centre (middle to top view )

The preserved shopping centre ( bottom view )

Some rules and regulations . ah ! #$%^ it la ! hahah

Bo liao , duno what to do in the train

Clayton station interior design , scary bo ? dare to take train here at night ?

CLAYTON Town

CLAYTON STATION
Energy recharged ! Its time to chiong the Melbourne city central again . This time we went there by train ! Good to experience the public transport once in a while man . Took a bus from the campus to a place called Clayton . Looks like Little China town , some ulu town . There we saw clayton station . Took a couple of pictures while in the train coz in was 1 hour ride !!!!!!! whereas a car ride takes only 20 minutes , so do the math baby ! Btw hor , the door of the train right is maual one hor , got to push, in order to open , only got auto-close ( duno wat the ang mo are thinking) At last , we reached melbourne central station ! When we got out from the station , we were already inside the mall. ( At last , a good ang mo idea ) . Forgot the name of the shopping centre , basically nothing to buy one lor , but there is one intresting feature for this mall . This mall was built in order to preserve an old infrastructure build at that area. ( Ang mo are rich sia ) which is kinda cool . Spent an hour plus at the shopping centre , still nothing to buy ... At last , we gave up and went outside to see the smaller shops . Pass by the library , NB remind me of my stupid publication back in camp . @#$^% ! Saw ang mo(s) sitting on the grass patch there talking cock enjoying the sun . ( looks like a sight u will see on sunday at serangoon road ) hehe.. We walked and walked until like quite tulanz coz nothing to buy still . Saw a Cafe and decided to slack there for a while . Wah lau , soon the sky getting dark ( 1745 hrs only ) . Sianz , all the shops closing !!! wah liew ! After refreshed by the rough coffee ( ard 8 bucks aussie) , we scout further north into Flinders street area where we pass by a XXX shop.. hehehe was quite curious what was inside but does not look safe to enter ( somemore we chinese) , later meet up with happening people inside . hahah ! So "Ke blankan bu seng" ... back to Flinders street station area . Saw the city tram , anyway duno KTL , so i suggest take the tram and see see look look ... Waited at the tram station ... 5 mins .. 10 mins ... 20 mins ... 25 mins.... we saw about 10-13 trams passed by us , jon even said he might have seen the same tram driver pass us before .. NB ! means the tram went round the city once and our tram still not here ! Oh cmon man ~! i think later we discover something real stupid . The tram we were supposed to take right , the door open from the other side facing the road , means to say the chance of you getting run down by a truck when alighting is fairly high. OH CMON MAN !!!! thus we indent to sua lor . Took the train from FLINDERS STREET STATION ( a historical train station ) back to clayton .
Wooo !! shopping sucks big time dude ! HAPPENING LEVEL 5/10

Melbourne Day 3 ( so called rest day )

2006-05-06T01:53:00.000+08:00

Melbourne Day 3 ( so called rest day )

Good nite dudes !

Too Stress for his current "project"

My turn !

Start the ball rolling baby !

The weather is cold . Give that man a CORONA !

Me still feeling hungry after korean BBQ , so cooked myself something light

Jon busy with his " project " LOL !~

Maybe Aunty also Stress tio when saw the bill

Fellow singaporean ( last time MTO ) trys to be cheeky with the korean waitress.. ahhh no pics sorry dudes !

KOREAN BBQ ( Aunty's treat )
hmm Day 3 . Soon the car was returned . Sianz . Its was time to catch some rest that we missed out the pass few days . Anyway the driver complain that he shack ah ... so have to rest lor . Need that rest cause we had planned some big event on day 5 ... hahaha read further than you understand. Basically , Rest a little then went for some korean bbq with jon's neigbour , an aunty ... hahaha ! Happening level : 4/10

Melbourne Day 2 ( City night life , Plus dinner )

2006-05-01T21:02:00.000+08:00

Melbourne Day 2 ( City night life , Plus dinner )

Smiling of course ! my first Aussie cake ! cost me $ 10 over bucks per slice . 'ouch' : mr wallet

Jon trying to act cute , notice cake almost falling off the plate . haha

3 Almighty cake ! wait a moment , how come got 3 cakes ? ehhhhhh notice the difference ?

Jon's choice

My choice

Interior of the so called "cake cafe " nice right ? upstair only got toliet . haha funny ang mo design

OMG !!!!! Unstoppable ! Direct Ownage

The Work of chalk on pavement , very artistic eh ?

Dumber in action

Dumb in action

Swallowed the light tube , can see light glowing from the adam apple sia . ekkks !

Starts to swallow

Applying some lubricant on the tube to make it taste better .. whahah !

Inside the tentage

Tentage spotted !

Awarded purple heart of pure courage

Proof of going comedy night . hahah

its comedy night !

Nice river view ( looks like singapore river ? )

Jon's nightmare !

After 2nd glass of wine ( Almost merlioned )

After 1 glass of wine ( no kick la)

zippo's father

NICE WINE

CHEERS MATE !

STEW BEEF ( yum ! )

FRESH GROUPA ( i think)

See the price liao , stress tio

Thai Resturant , stylish design

"siao lang" ( mad dudes ) playing with frezzing water

River view ( whats that guy doing ? )

River view

Soon it was dark man . The time was only 18oohrs . Looks like 1900-2000 hrs in SG . The weather was cold and my appetite was very good . Better than Jon's , i was suprised .Wont see me eating that much back at home . After dinner , we decided to take a walk after a real solid thai dinner ( thought it was frezzing cold outside ) lol ! soon we reached a junction that links to another street . haha could see the ferris wheel , dared jon to seat on it . haha song bo ? only attempted the dare after "a good deal" was proposed . hehe u know what i talking about eh jon ? lol ~ . Good effort i must comment for taking up the dare , after i see that the ferris wheel look a bit kinda old liao , duno safe bo ? but he too fast , he enter the carriage liao ... hahah . liao ! After the so called "fear factor " challenge , we saw one small tentage , assumed that it was some kind of funny show since it was the comedy festival . When we entered , some weird looking dude appeared on the stage and told us that he would be performing some kind of stun that killed serveral stun mans before . hahaa , real lame right ? Risking his life for Aussie $18 bucks ( admission tickets ) i thought to myself . i think must be some kind of lame stun la. The first few stuns he did was like quite normal , those mind reading la those shit la , duno the audience is it real audience lor , duno how true also , didnt really convince that he was a real stunman until he swallowed a glowing tube into his stomach and then took it out . Holy crap ! Thats mad ! He was real baby , real mad dude . hahah ! ( only remembered this part of the show coz the rest of the part i was asleep ! hhahaha ! ) damn ! too boring la .. After the show , we took another freezing walk back to the CROWN ( the casino place ) to get the car , on the way , we took a few silly pics when no one was looking .. LOL !! We walk walk then suddenly reach 1 cake shop , wah lau the cake look super solid lor , so lan lan gota try man . Aussie cake ! good ! better than miki san ... hahaha . hmm , this should mark the end of day 2 , quite fun though . nice melbourne night life . Happening level : 10/10

Melbourne Day 2 ( St francisco look alike )

2006-05-01T20:56:00.001+08:00

Melbourne Day 2 ( St francisco look alike )

We decided to check out the factory outlet at the sub-urban areas today. Reach a small town-like area which look like St francisco ! Swee bo ?

Melbourne Day 1 ( Fierce driving to phillip island )

2006-05-01T20:41:00.000+08:00

Melbourne Day 1 ( Fierce driving to phillip island )

Oh M18 picture !

Fall in in rows of three ! Platoon sergeant check strength !

Since no pic to show you , some third party pics can do also la huh .

Nice sunset view against the trees ( looks like some national geographic picture )

Taken when caught in the jam to see the penguin parade

Whahaha ! 2 mad dudes fising on the coast . Fishing Against the Current ! Dumb and Dumber !!!

Juz as we about to leave notice something moving down the coast. can spot ?

SunSet view ( breath taking )

This is what effect u get when u take picture against the light . " Men Suddenly in black"

Notice my sian 1/2 face ?

So called PYRAMID STONE ....

Hill side view somewhere near pyramid stone ( enlarged version )

Hill side view somewhere near pyramid stone

Looks like the Andy Lau Bing Yu Mtv ? Thats me . haha

Answering nature call ( me )

Kangaroo Look alike ! forgot what its called :P

Never ending Free Way

V-com hui ( looks lost )

Hmm melbourne day 2 eh . Consist of top secret pictures and unseen footage taken by me . Its declared as "Song bo " day by some one la . u know who la. Welcome to Melbourne city ! lets chiong !

jialat man , ask me to be Co-driver . need to see map , to be reading map is like reading greek . Map dont understand me neither do i . but i try la , at least still got bit sispec navigation skill ( in the forest ) . Now is the metro city , about the same la huh . Yeah right ! Show you all a view of melbourne city la , let u all songz a bit first . How ? swee bo ? ( pic taken while drving at 180km/hr) . Destination Phillip Island , but i would like to called it Bo liaoz island . Later you will find out why . Yawnz , Burrrr... ! Cold ! was shaking so bad the night before that i didnt catch much sleep but still quite alright . Yeah ! we will be going to phillip island . Its a so called tiny island towards south west of melbourne . Jon's family was going too , journey was quite long , around 200 over km . Best thing , CANNOT SMOKE ! sianz. But some how or rather we still find means to do that la . haha . Broom ... Broom.. ! Here we go . I was the V-com with the guide , i was damn lost man . Duno how the #$% to read the map , siao bo . After some time , figured out it was to travel all the way all the way towards Free way ( our high way ) M1 i think . Sian bo , so hard to read the map. Journey was quite tedious as no smoke breaks were given ( sianz) . After 4 hours of driving , we finally reach Phillip's island . Wah .. the weather is quite shiok , but always too shiok for me to take it some times. Reached the ticket kiosk at some kind of infomation booth around 2-3 km away from the actual place we were going ( funny ang mo infra-structure ) . Then after that went to some place called the pyramid stone or duno what la. Reach there liao , nb only see one small mound of stone slightly above the waters. ( Siaobohz ! ) After that , we proceed to the place where the penguine " parade " its the penguine parde ! Lucky there was no RSM around . hahahah ! They were all marching straight in an orderly manner . haizz sad to say huh people , no pictures ! damn , the manangement there scare the camera flash might kill the peguine .. LOL ! sorry for the dissapointment. Anyway , we waited for 1 whole hour lor , no penguines appear . wah lau , liao lieu ( waste money ) sia . Kena conned sia i thought to myself , paid good money to see those penguines parade , yet no one turned up . ALL AWOL ( army term from AWAY FROM OFFICIAL DUTY ) ahhh !!! its such a turn down . Suddenly heard some screams from the crowd ," penguin ! " . I rushed to the front and see , wah lau eh its a sea gull la . siao bo , poor eyesight man . Then another scream "penguine ! " , this time really penguin sia . "left , right , left , right they arrived . Such cuties ! wasted cant make them sing the ORD song for me . HAHAH ! saw about 4-5 sections of penguine then the coast was cleared once again with only some stupid sea gulls standing there. Ehhh... Sianz bo ? After that , came the better part of the day , DINNER TIME ! Goosh ! i am straving bad ... Need a warm meal quick . Soon , we arrived at some italian restuarant located some where near Jon's area , some sort of "cafe cartel " style . Wah , the food there was incredible at a suprising good price . Orded quite a fierce amount of food , food there was amazing ! HAPPENING LEVEL : 8/10

Melbourne DAY 0 ( my bed area , XL can c your bedsheet bo ? i bring all the way for you sia ! hahah! )

2006-05-01T19:35:00.000+08:00

Melbourne DAY 0 ( my bed area , XL can c your bedsheet bo ? i bring all the way for you sia ! hahah! )

PLANE
yeah ! now for some good use of my Leaves . Decided to go melbourne to give jon a visit , also shu pian go there see studying there good boh . Lai liao lor ..... First time in my life , travel alone sia. wah lau , the feeling is weird at first , then to fun . like a fugitive like that . hahah ... Also first time in my life taking a middle-eastern plane . AIR EMIRATES . Its a nice plane , really. i think for middle-east , its their kind of "SQ" planes they have . Its a boeing 707 i think , big 1 , very stable , no tubulence throughout my 8 hours flying. Food on the plane is not bad , quite good service overall . Wouldnt mind taking the plane again if got the chance .
Happening level : 0/10

IMMIGRATIONS ( TULLAMARINE AIRPORT)
Here goes the sian 1/2 thing i going to say . Travel 8 hrs from home to melbourne liao . when it was my turn to check in my passport . The officer checked and look at me .

Officer : how you mate .

Me : i am good . ( acutally very shack liao )

Officer : how long wouldya be staying here

Me : 6 days

Officer: where would you be staying at ?

Me : At a friends place

Officer : alright ( hands me my passport )

i thought ok liao lor . so i proceeded after i passed the counter , another officer stopped me .
wah kaoz ! somemore this time a ABC officer . His ang mo very tok gong . i cant catch what he was speaking , so i agar agar answer . Then i heard him say HUH ! sounds like shocked . Then i asked him to repeat his question . He asked me those questions the previous officer at the counter asked me 2 mins ago. Checked my departure tickets all those stuff in the middle of the walkway . hiyo . happening sia. i really feel sian 3/4 . After much checking , he told me to proceed to the baggage section , which i thought was the last station liao . when i reach there , collected my bags , i saw another baggage inspection section . i thought to myself , siao bo ! got how many checks ? i damn shack leh . Reach the baggage check liao , there are 1 line then merge to 3 other lines . lane 2 and 3 is kinz one . lane 1 is the slow one man. Guess what ? with a stroke of luck i kena lane 1 . LOL ! sian bo ??? i thought to myself . pls be the last check liao . i really buei tahan manz .

Officer at the checking counter : next pls

me : ( push my trolley forward )

Officer at the checking counter : how ya mate ?

me : yea i am fine ? ( sian 4/4 liao )

Officer at the checking counter : anything to declare ?

me : nope , didnt bring any food stuff , mostly clothes and books

Officer at the checking counter : ok i am going to do a bag search

me : okay

Officer at the checking counter : ( after checking ) okay mate , pls exit on the right , happy holidays !

me: ( feeling better from sian 4/4 to sian 3/4 ) sure ! thanks ! Happening level : 13/10

DEPARTURE HALL

Saw jon as shack as me . i think he been wating for 1 hr plus . At that point of time temperature inside the airport of okay ( ard 18 -19 degrees ) once the sliding door opened , whoosh ! blurrrr !!!!! cold ! ( ard 15-16 degress ) . Nice weather i thought . Happening level : 8/10

WELLINGTON HOSTEL

The weather was excellent , cool breeze brush across my face as we made our way to the hostel . The feeling was even higher when u smoke a methol lights at that point of time . cold !!! blurrr !!!
but shiok. Arrived at the Hostel , opened door . hmm a cosy room , reminds me of my bunk sia. LOL ! except slightly bigger with washroom. still okay la. Suddenly "fa xian" bo blanket ! siao bo ! weather so "song" bo blanket . Hoe sae ! got 1 small 1 that can barely cover my lanpa to get over the first night . LOL !!! " dancing whole night " . Happening level : 9/10

Post ( Favourite Song)

2006-05-01T19:28:00.000+08:00

My Favourite Song

Sorry leh , guys . my favourite song is kinda long . i sort of add in the lyrics and a bit of emotions . Don't worry ( for those who are reading this ) , your son(S) are in good hands . All these are part of my imagination that will never happen.

THE ORD SONG

ME: give me a song private

TRAINEES: YES SGT !

~~~~~~~~(cmon lets sing together)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let them ORD , let them ORD.
let SGT Hui ORD !
from the east to the west.
ORD IS THE BEST !

ME: Louder ! i want the whole complex to know i ORD

TRAINEES (IC): But .. but SGT its 1 am in the night are you sure about this ?

ME : You doubt my words ? huh ! Gimme 20 push-ups

TRAINEES: But SGT !

ME : NO BUTS ! 20 .. 30 .. 40

Trainnes: ( "CLAP!" "CLAP" ! ALPHA ! ) PERMISSION TO CARRY ON SGT !

ME : My pleasure ( a certain angel can see my sadistic smile )

TRAINEES: 28..! 29...!! 28..!!

ME: How come got double counting one ! Nevermind SAMULA! KEBLAKAN BU SENG ! HEN TAKAKE JIABA HA TA !
TRAINEES: lEFT ! RIGHT! lEFT ! RIGHT! lEFT ! RIGHT!

**(Point to note)** all these stuff as written above are all part of my imagination , any thing that was similar to what i said are of coincidence ) . For those who know me , i am mr nice guy . i havent even knocked any1 down b4 since i "commissioned" . Basically my music is kind of imaginative .

Post ( About me )

2006-05-01T19:21:00.000+08:00

ReGarding me ( More Indept )

haiyo , the personal particulars part i cant fill stuff about me leh . i think too long or something . Anyway i will add in here , for they benefit for those who want to know.

Life as MR ( coming soon) / SGT ( currently .. sianz ! ) HUI

About me , i should say . i was rather suprise wat i could do with my build. i guess gota thanks all those trainers in my Air force school , never did i expect my fitness level to be of gold standard after 3 months of hell crap training. but sad to say that day my result kena void . i said liao my life happening right ? juz so happen to be on that day . Tonnes and toones of people always tell me , eh hui cmon la dont always so pessimistic leh , always say "siao bo " , "bo kor leng la" , "sure bo" and most popular of all " liao ! " all the time la . but they gota know that all these "siao bo " and " liao " stuff befalls on me always when i am at my best . Thats why i find life as a human being so intresting . Maybe life is like a movie , for me mine is currently still a comedy . When can mine be a block buster ? hahaa hopefully dont turn to a horror movie . haha ! Now for the real me . aiya i am just a normal dude , holding an extra-ordinary appointment ( ops spec) and leading a very happening plus extra-ordinary life . Although i seemed like a very pessimestic person , i am open to all friends . Ohh cmon , i have seen almost all walks of life though . ha ! Welcome to hui's life . Enter at your own risk

E-mail : takamushi@pacific.net.sg
msn address : lim_beh0901@yahoo.co.uk ( note there is an under-score ( _ ) at the lim_beh )

Post 1

2006-05-01T04:27:00.000+08:00

First Post

wah lau eh , nowadays quite popular leh , this kind of blog thing . was rather curious wat the heck is a blog . Guess its some kind of online dairy la . but i think no privacy one la . sure got people come and kar jiao one lor. so better not write about my job ( current 1 ) LOL ! otherwises sure kena big time . wats happening ah ? quite la . went to melbourne for 1 week u think happening bo ? quite songz ah u must be think right ? alright la , weather is nice , but a bit too shiok liao , shiok until my whole body "dancing" when walking down the streets . hmm got a new experience of school life at australia . wasnt what i expected . what you see on TV all those Prom night ah , simi grad nite all those stuff , u think so happening meh ? hahaha u ask johnny la . sianz 1 la . hmm .. but right got 1 thing good. sure have 1. There are like plenty of koreans down there lor. wah lau eh , juz cant resist them . LOL !~ too chio to be true man . must be good plastic work at their country la . sian bo i type so much about my trip u gian tio bo ? wana c my life pics ? got to tahan a while eh . still need to figure out how this site works exactly . Have a happening day !